Ralf Little (the funny bastard) would be top of the list, just in front of THE Hoff (he's in the Fulham FC catalogue in full kit don't u no!)and Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the only 2 ppl i know of who have a more twisted mind than myself. Jeremy Clarkson so we can mutually complain about everything we're not aloud to moan about. Anyone from Monty Python would b a gd laugh, and anyone listed in my music bit or heroes. Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of The Year. Also Tom Cruise so i could bitch slap the little wiener and make him realise there's more 2 life than scientology and silent births... what a knob!!! Oh yeah, and Osama bin Laden, i could really use the reward money!!!!