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Fart Wank

About Me



FART WANK IS A NOISE / GRIND / BLUR / COMEDY PROJECT STARTED IN 2006 BY SEAN JENKINS AND THOMAS CARTWRIGHT. EVER-DEVELOPING OVER TIME, WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED A VAST AMOUNT OF 'SOUNDS' SPEWING OUT OF OUR SPEAKERS, FROM INTERCONTINENTAL-NOISE TO SLOW, ALMOST GODFLESH LIKE SONGS. WE NOW FEEL THAT WE HAVE ROLLED OVER INTO THE DOG SHIT THAT IS OUR SOUND, AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS DOG SHIT AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER LIVE STAGES IN THE UK!!

FUCK, DRINK AND GRIND TIL THE END OF TIME!!!

PS: ALL SPLITS THAT I AGREED TO AS "UNTERMENSCH" WILL STILL BE HONOURED, IF THE BANDS AND LABELS ARE STILL INTERESTED!

Debut CD Available now via Jean Clad Records
Strictly Limited Edition!
Message us for details

Also available at..
www.jeancladrecords.8k.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/10/2005
Band Members:

LIVE LINE UP:

Tomm - Vocals
Jenkins - Drums / Vocals
The Watershed - Bass / Vocals
Charlie Sheen - Guitar / Vocals

Influences: PIG DESTROYER
2 MINUTA DREKA
AGATHOCLES
AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED
ANAL CUNT
BIRDFLESH
BRUTAL TRUTH
D.H.I.B.A.C.
EMBALMING THEATRE
DEAD INFECTION
I SHIT ON YOUR FACE
LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY
M.D.K.
MAGRUDERGRIND
THE MISFITS
NAPALM DEATH
SEX PISTOLS
REGURGITATE
ROMPEPROP
SATAN'S REVENGE ON MANKIND
VAGINAL NECROSIS
XXX MANIAK
and countless fucking others i havent time to list. fuckin grind!
Sounds Like: Your mother drowning in piss whilst listening to the 1st LDOH demo and fisting a cow at the same time.ANYTHING SELF-RELEASED BY FART WANK WILL BE RELEASED UNDER THE BAND'S OWN LABEL; JEAN CLAD RECORDS
Record Label: Jean Clad Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

WHATS GANNIN ON (18th OCT 2009)

hells bells it's been a good ten year since i have kept ya'll up to date on what the fuck is ganning on with the fart wank shits and the radiation sixnexxx rexxxx shits. bout time i did that right? lo...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:19:00 GMT

MUST READ 69 WAY INFO!!!!

I would be greatful if everyone involved in the 69 way split 7" would read this, so we can get this shit rolling! time has dragged on too long now (my fault as much as anyone's), and this really needs...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:02:00 GMT

IN DEPTH DISCOGRAPHY

Here is a list of all the shit fart wank has ever recorded, with extensive "linear" notes and factoids about each recording. pictures of the release covers / artwork will be uploaded soon, but may hav...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:53:00 GMT

REVIEWS & RESPONSES

Reviews and responses for the debut cd demo:"Upon recieving our copy of fartwanks current release we thought to ourselves.. what on earth have we let ourselves in for? as the bands name alone is simpl...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:52:00 GMT

LYRICS

key:TommSeanBOTHSPLIT W/ INFILTROLYRICS01. Strip PokerShe holds all her suits on her sleeveGuadrded by the clubs in the courtyardEveryone is moarning for the kingWith a knife in head and no-one to bla...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:18:00 GMT

69 WAY SPLIT 7" - BANDS WANTED!

Whats up slags'n'fags! we here at fart wank had a wonderfull revelation - to make the most rediculous compilation ever!!Facts:69 bands. up to 10 seconds each. 5 copies of 7" each.How to get on the 7":...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:19:00 GMT

SPLITS (WHATS HAPPENING) 8th MAY 09 UPDATE

ALWAYS LOOKING TO BE ON SPLITS COMPS ETC. ETC.here is what is happening and what is available"PROBABLY THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD" CDR (Radiation Sickness Records as JeanCladRecords on the di...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:46:00 GMT

TRADE STOCK - always trading!

TRADE STUFFS LEFT OVER FROM VALLEY OF DEATH RECORDS: VODEP001 - 6 Lessons Of Hate 6-way 7" (on black and blue/yellow splatter)500 pressed, 140ish leftfeatures (in order) subduxtion, Urophagia, Deterio...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:09:00 GMT