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Jolie

love is overrated

About Me



My Interests



I'd like to meet:



do you love me?

Music:

Hello, I'm Jolie
ABOUT ME

I'm Joletta...nice to meet you.
I'm an art kid/graphic designer in the making
I sniff acrylic paint on a regular basis
I also like the smell of hairspray, spray paint and wax, but not of the ear variety
I'm obsessed with many artists: Jasper Goodall, Floria Sigismondi, Gottfried Helnwein, Hans Bellmer, Aleksandr Rodchenko, Mat Maitland, David Foldvari to name but a few
My sketchbook is my baby...without it i'd be nothing

I'm too shy for my own good
I hide behind my hands, my friends or my sketchbook.
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I LOVE:
- black, red and white colour combination
- graphic design
- badges / stickers
- artbooks
- postcards
- posters
- my 'Dipsy Doll'
- Muse
- last.fm
- people who use ridiculously long words
- geeks
- marmite
- cheese on toast
- formula one
- conspiracy theories
- boys who play guitar
- the word 'idiosyncratic'

I HATE:
- dance music
- nightclubs
- people who walk around with music blasting out from somewhere on their body (i dread to think where it's coming from)
- arrogant/ignorant/selfish/loud/boastful people
- artists who create art that has no meaning
- illiterates; learn how to spell and stop being an insult to the english language you lazy, ignorant simpleton
- UCAS, or UCARSE as i call it
- people who emulate others ideas; they have no creativity whatsoever

Beck : highly strung, highly sexual music
whacked out lyrics of insanity
Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby

Radiohead for sad times
Muse for inquisitive times
Beck for bizarre times.

I'm also a Formula One petrolhead
Down with Lewis 'Call me Jesus, bitch' Hamilton and up with Kimi 'I'm permanently drunk' Raikkonen!
I like my speed and i like it fast.

Comment?

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Heroes?
or rather 'men that i fancy'

Matthew Bellamy - Glitar Extraordinaire

Christopher Wolstenholme - Bass Maestro

Dominic Howard - Save a drum, bang a drummer ;)

David Tennant - OH YES!

Kimi Raikkonen - Fast Fit Finn ;)

MUSEic

My taste in MUSEic aMUSEs me ^_^

Beck = defying the logic of Sexx Laws

Muse = sex fest

Radiohead = shagadelica weirdtronica

Manic Street Preachers = Corruption Seduction

Beck / Muse / The Shirehorses / Franz Ferdinand / Switches / Robbie Williams / Cold War Kids / Sparklehorse / Radiohead / Reverend And The Makers / Maximo Park / Frank Turner / Rage Against The Machine / Millionaire / Slut / Pelzig / Fugazi / Cansei De Ser Sexy / Sex Pistols / The Clash / Buzzcocks / Dead Kennedys / Caesars / Handsome Boy Modeling School / Soho Dolls / The Bronx / Fahrenheit 451 / Mr Hudson And The Library / Jeff Buckley / Hope Of The States / Dustins Bar Mitzvah / Envy And Other Sins / Lily Allen / Tenacious D / New Young Pony Club / Infadels / The Go! Team / Klaxons / Clearlake / Louis XIV / The Prodigy / Silversun Pickups / Tom Vek / Beck / The Crimea / The Raconteurs / The Cribs / Little Flames / We Are Scientists / Jose Gonzales / Arctic Monkeys / Howards Alias / Radio 4 / Art Brut / Arcade fire / Hard-Fi / Nine Black Alps / The Duke Spirit / The Rakes / Editors / Eastern Lane / The Futureheads / Head Automatica / Kid Carpet / The Kinks / Morrissey / The Strokes / The White Stripes / The Libertines / The Killers / Coldplay / Oasis / Goldfrapp / Manic Street Preachers / The Kills / The Blueskins / Blur / Graham Coxon / Gorillaz / The Subways / Hot Hot Heat / UNPOC / Jay Jay Pistolet / The Zutons / Bromheads Jacket / Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Air Traffic / Blah Blah Blah / Beans On Toast / You Say Party! We Say Die! / Client / Gang Of Four / Captain Black

ARTWORK

Movies:

What? Apart from me home videos? ;) Hahahaha.JACKASS THE MOVIE! Fuckin FANTASTIQUE!!!

Television:

ALL THE BULLSHIT MISS LARDY WATCHES ON ZE BOX:
- CORONATION STREET
- EASTENDERS
- HOME AND AWAY
- NEIGHBOURS
- NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS
- BIG BROTHER
- TOP GEAR
- PINGU
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
- FORMULA 1

Books:

Ive heard Harry Potters quite good...my favourite book is the karma sutra IM JOKIN U PLANK!

Heroes:



My Blog

i’m just a little bit annoyed

i hate student loan forms.i hate forms in generally, but i hate these just a little bit more.more than UCARSE. yes, i thought that'd be impossible to hate something more than that pile of unhelpful sh...
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

UCAS = Undeniably Crap Application Service

i am absolutely enragedi swear i have never been so pissed off in my entire life (perhaps i was nearly as pissed off when an advert featuring lewis hamilton selling his 'life story' to The Sun&nb...
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:46:00 PST

James Allen = wanker of the year

i came across something on the t'internet when researching about James Allen, to see if he did commentary for any other countries, and i found this: 'James Allen is the Formula One commentator for Bri...
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

i am extremely childish

get used to it :) ...
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST

O_O

'The champion might not even be decided until midway through next season's championship' KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

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i really need someone at the moment :( just need a hug
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

how come people dont believe there’s a god anymore?

is it like 'untrendy' to be religious?i'm not religious in the slightest but i dunno whether there's a god or noti mean, these highly religious people, how can they prove god exists?and athesists, how...
Posted by Jolie on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:01:00 PST

i dont get it

why are so many people throwing hissing fits at ferrari?i mean, it wasnt them who snitched, it was fucking fernandohow the fuck are ferrari suppose to know what fernando and pedro get up to in their e...
Posted by Jolie on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:42:00 PST

i love you

but you can't even see me can you?
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

about moi

this is a blog i'm going to link up with my main myspace page, so people can just click on a link saying 'about me' and get to know basic facts about me.lets face it, the poem i wrote [or rather stole...
Posted by Jolie on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST