The Libertines Live at the Marquee before he got silly
Presumably you know who I am other wise you wouldn't be here, unless I appeared in that 'cool new people on Myspace' bit but I think they reserve that for stupid Americans who have dodgy profile pictures (yes I know mine is shit but I don't have a camera so if you've got a better one then send it to me please). Anyway this may give you some mild amusement when you are bored out of your face in front of a computer, which, lets face it, is the only time any of us ever use this thing.
ABOUT
Name: Ross Holmes
Birthday: 19th July
Birthplace: Chatham
Current Location: Work (where else would I have time to fill in this crap)
Eye Color: Green, but girls call them Hazel which does admittedly sound much better
Hair Color: Dark Dark brown
Height: 6' on the button
Right Handed or Left Handed: A boring right
Your Heritage: Is that like inheritence that no one has to die for?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunlop Greenflash - they're back! (but let in water, be warned)
Your Weakness: Skunk, pretty women, laziness, self-depreciation etc etc
Your Fears: Loneliness and wasps, honestly they're not that important to the food chain and they're making bee's endangered species so if you se a wasp...Kill It!
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbecue base, chicken, sweetcorn, red onion, peppers and triple cheese - Hell Yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Write a decent song
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: u there?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall
Your Most Missed Memory: I am missing most of my memory
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: American Shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: what raw? milkshake? wot? specify you stupid american questioner. but chocolate milkshake
Cappuccino or Coffee: depends how much money I have
Do you Smoke: Hell yeah
Do you Swear: Like a trooper with turettes
Do you Sing: Wailing really
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love:&..39;
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you belive in yourself: of course, who else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: I was sort of sea sick once but I was also very drunk then smoked a joint so I think I just pulled a whitey on a boat
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I am the evil Nemesis of health freaks
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, good cover if you need to shoot someone
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and a mean triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: excessivley
In the past month have you Smoked: excessively
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not too excessively
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm not a bloody monk
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: is it even possible to go a month without going to a shop
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: American shite
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes - not overly impressed
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes - but the bouncers hastily removed me
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In an English March - are you having a laugh
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only from faceless corporations who won't notice (I'm stealing their time now, ha ha ha)
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober would be a more pertinent question
Ever been called a Tease: no, I'm a man of my word
Ever been Beaten up: not properly, although like 99% of males I have been punched once or twice
Ever Shoplifted: not since I was old enough to know better
How do you want to Die: Satisfied
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Childish
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm not this shallow
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not this shallow
Short or Long Hair: I'm not this shallow
Height: I'm not this shallow
Weight: Not Fat - I am this shallow
Best Clothing Style: Alternative
Number of Drugs I have taken: most
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4.79345 recurring
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