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About Me

I've known a lot of things deep in my heart - most of them turned out to be wrong. So stop asking me what it says. The little fucker lies worse than a preacher.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Maybe. Probably not, actually.

My Blog

So you wanna stop gay sex?

Then let 'em get married.  I thought that would be obvious to them right wingers but I guess we're talking about people who ain't got shit for brains to begin with.  Someone hand me my rifle...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:22:00 GMT

My girlfriends hella gonna dump me for this guy

Chicks can't resist the CASH FAN!!!!!1111
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 14:00:00 GMT

How to get chicks. Or guys if thats what you're into.

This here video is pretty good instruction on how to get chicks I think.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Kids go where they don't belong, get zapped.

Man I wish I had a magic wand like that to make them go away. And a robot. Damn kids. The song's pretty catchy too...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:25:00 GMT

America, We Stand As One

Damn straight! I wonder what them terrorists think of THIS? I bet they pee their pants, bunch of sissies. God I hate terrorists...>..America - FUCK YEAH!..>
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:13:00 GMT