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Patrick

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About Me

"If you wanted to make an apple pie from scratch you would first have to create the universe" ------------ Carl Sagan ------- -------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------

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delicious backpacking meal

-Ingredients-2 bags tortia wraps24 oz. shreaded cheese of your choice (i prefer pepper jack)1 red onion1 red bell pepper1 head broccoli1 can corn1 can black beans1 cup of rice cooked and coo...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:08:00 GMT

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and h...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Check out my videos!

what are you doing here check out my videos!
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 18:36:00 GMT

Same old sock monkey new flavor

    Follow the instructions below but place one or two of your favorite tea bags in the Nalgene bottle and you will have warm tea in the morning. ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 15:37:00 GMT

Band website

My band finaly has a website. http://www.goodnightsatellite.com/
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 15:11:00 GMT

Dork Alert

Q: What did six say to seven of nine? A: That hat looks good on you but Blossom will never borg-ain with you.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:32:00 GMT

Yes i know and accept that I am a dork.

Two hydrogen atoms (H1 and H2)  are walking down the street together. H1 notices an attractive oxygen atom across the street and tells H2 to check it out. When H2 looks across the street he ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 21:39:00 GMT

New York

A woman walks into a large banking institution in new york and wants to take out a $5000 loan for two weeks. The bank manager asks her if she has anything for collateral, she tells him to hold he...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:03:00 GMT

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I start off at the trail head not really looking for any unicorns because i believe them to be very elusive by nature, rather i just hike and take in my surroundings for awhile. I keep a steady pace t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Sep 2004 09:19:00 GMT

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Not much to report on my end except that there is nothing noteworthy to speak of and to that end we find ourselves at the beginning again as we have so many times in the past starting at the end and w...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Sep 2004 17:45:00 GMT