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Hellbound 17 1/2

About Me

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!'" - Philip J. Fry

"The word 'cope' and the word 'change' is directly opposite, not the same." - Arrested Development

"Fear creates a veil of impossibility" - Michelle Obama

"Impatience has probably been a bigger stumbling block in the way of real ability than anything else" - Andrew Loomis

"A waterfall is also a personfall if you stand in the wrong spot" - Demetri Martin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. Also, I would like to meet a magic ninja. That would be cool.

My Blog

Khezu can suck it.

I hate this fucker.  HATE HIM!He's all "Ohhhh!  I'm the Khezu!  I'm all blorpy and pale and pissed off.  I like to run you in a wall, pin you there and lightning you all day long.  My face looks like ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:09:00 GMT

So I guess I can't be embalmed...

I just got the results back from my allergy test, and guess what!  I'm allergic to formaldehyde and two formaldehyde-releasing chemicals (Quaternium-15 and Cl+ Me- Isothiazolinone).  So, I guess tha...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Consider yourselves warned

Consider yourselves warned!  There is a chance that I might not be allowed to shower for the next few days.  So, yeah, if you wanna hang around me this week, it might be a mega awesome experience for ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:21:00 GMT

OMG! A sandworm!

Dave and I have a sandworm living in our apartment...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:47:00 GMT

America...

Just a little something to get everyone in the 4th of July spirit. :D  Now, I need to find me some things to 'splode. :D  Sweet!
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:36:00 GMT

Pens take home the cup! Booyah! :D

The Pens did it!  After watching Detroit take the cup on their home ice just last year, the Pens took home the cup this season. :D  Detroit put up a hell of a fight, though.  Really, the series could ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:14:00 GMT

I learned something today...

Dave, Starr and I learned something today... We learned why no one in North Carolina decides to spend a beautiful May day hiking through the tall grass around a pond.  We also learned something else. ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 20:43:00 GMT

"Drag Me to Hell" = Win!

Dave and I caught "Drag Me to Hell" at the theater last night.  What can I say other than it was pretty badass?  It achieves what Evil Dead could have achieved if Sam Raimi had the budget and experien...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 08:01:00 GMT

Pens advance to the final!

Well, it's done.  After completely spanking the Carolina Hurricanes four games in a row, my Penguins are headed to the Stanley Cup Final. :)  I've got to say, I was hoping that the Canes would have pu...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:13:00 GMT

Here's an interesting human factors issue - NC traffic signals

North Carolina's traffic lights present an interesting (i.e. annoying) human factors issue.   Some North Carolina intersections have traffic lights with red right turn lane arrows whereas others are j...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 12:24:00 GMT