Just in time for my last bit.... |
Gonna be a homeowner! Fuck yeah. House is in escrow starting today and will close Aplril 24th.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:48:00 GMT |
So i found out something today......... |
I really dont know where to start with this, so I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I am going to be a dad. This is fucking nuts! Not sure what to do, but at the same time I really hope that it is a boy ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:23:00 GMT |
Beheaded |
Mommy doesn't have her head anymoreKeep it underneath my bed on the floorThat's alright thoughThat's okShe never really used her head anywayDaddy called me a silly boreBet he wont say that anymoreBeca...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:18:00 GMT |
It has multiplied! |
Last night I put a bottle of Jager in the fridge. A little after midnight i heard somthing in the freezer so I opened it and found my bottle eating one of my hotpockets, that thieving bastard! So anyw...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
The Decline |
Where are all the stupid people from?And how'd they get to be so dumb?Bred on purple mountain rangeFeed amber waves of grainsTo lesser human beings, zero feelingsBlame it onHuman nature, mans destiny ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:06:00 GMT |
A Song For The Hopeless |
The day has ended I lay awake A soft glow over my shoulder I'll sleep soon Wake tomorrow and then it's all the same And i'll destroy the memories one by one The bitter past erased I'll not replace Wha...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:23:00 GMT |
From now on............ |
I will taunt all of you with this bottle of jager in my hand. My way of saying I have some and you dont.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
My car |
Replacing the clutch. Good thing its not the transmission itself. Well Im off to play some Gears of War 2!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
Jagermonsta |
If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk The bloodshot eye and the boiling spew To kick the ass of little fucking punks like you Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:01:00 GMT |
rofl pwned |
So I decided to play Call of Duty 4 for the first time in months. I started dominating this one kid so hard and at the end of the match he decided to try and talk some shit. Needless to say I put the ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
