jenna - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hello! i'm really very odd, and i'd explain, but it would take a while and it's kinda hard to do and i would probably end up throwing my life story in there somewhere and you really don't want to know. because who really cares about all the shit that happened in peoples lives when it doesn't matter anymore. all you end up doing is sitting there bored out of your mind, silently praying that they don't start crying (because then you feel obligated to comfort them and you really don't know this person) and thinking about anything else and then when it is over all you can say is i'm sorry, or damn that sucks, and then you find that you have just wasted an hour of your life that could have been better spent taking this person out of the world, and the gene pool; making this earth a better place to live, because now there is one less person that bitches all the time, and finding somewhere to stash the body.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

sheep and/or old socks. i mean people are okay too, but how cool would it be to get a friend request from a sock. you go to it's profile and it says something like; hi, i have two holes in the toe and one in the heel and i'm turning a little gray. i don't smell that bad anymore, even though i havn't been wahsed in a while, because no one has worn me in a long time. and it tells you that it's four years old and lives under the couch in the left back corner. that'd be cool.

My Blog

rape + squirrels + everything in between = nothing

so next week is finals week and i should be jumping up and down because i only have two finals, except that the first one is my math final which is on monday at 7 pm. now this means, not only is the f...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:31:00 GMT

jingels retard and elephants

you ever notice how it is so much easier to retain useless knowledge than anything that you actually need? now i don't mean usless as in trigonomotry useless but stupid sayings, jingles, or who the fi...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:02:00 GMT

rock a-by baby

soo, there are those days, or nights whatever, where you just can't sleep no matter what you do. you drink warm curdly milk, read yourself a bedtime story, sing a lullaby. alas, nothing works. and so ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:37:00 GMT

feel the love

yea! it works! for the past timey it has laughed in my face every time i've tried to write. ....is it really kinda sad that i have no one here that i feel like i can talk to, and since my friends are ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:52:00 GMT

finally!

i feel so very neglectful, like a parent who tells thier child to fend for themsleves and then goes on vacation for three weeks. well, now that i am home and this stupid thing is working again, i get ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 18:38:00 GMT

the heart is an odd thing

so it's been a little while since last i wrote, so i apologize to those of you who are addicted to my queries, insights, joys and woes (as you don't have a life of your own to be interested in) for le...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:08:00 GMT

should i campaign for world peace? ha ha

so A Perfect Circle: emotive has been sitting in my cd player for about four or five days now, because i'm too lazy to change it, and now i'm on this huge, anti-war/peace kick. it's really frustrating...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:20:00 GMT

oh! what a beautiful morning!

WEE!!!! This Is The Best-est Day Ever-er-est-er!!! of course my joy comes because someone else is having a shit day, but i guess that's just how my life works. anyway. I will NOT have to listen to whi...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:34:00 GMT

question

so, does anyone besides me take time to actually read what people have posted about themselves, or what is in their "interests" thingy? i do, and it tells you a lot about a person, but i was just wond...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:51:00 GMT

people are stupid, apartments suck

so i had something that i was going to write about and i was proud, because it was of intellect and i was amazed at myself because i had learned something that i could actually use in life. appa...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:30:00 GMT