..Well, I live on the oceans around Australia.I come in many forms and love taking shits off the sides of boats, especially when you can see it float off into the distance. Also when we discover buried treasure, no one ever suspects the monkey to take millions of dollars off thier own crew. That money is no longer with me, I forget exacly where I put it but then again I do remember placing it under a palm tree somewhere in Queensland. I cant live without my sword and in fights I come very close to winning until I see they have a gun, but being a pirate monkey under a curse is GREAT, this meaning that I can live... FOREVER!
Coming to a beach nere you!
If i told you anymore id have to kill you!..
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