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Monkey, Pirate Monkey!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

..Well, I live on the oceans around Australia.I come in many forms and love taking shits off the sides of boats, especially when you can see it float off into the distance. Also when we discover buried treasure, no one ever suspects the monkey to take millions of dollars off thier own crew. That money is no longer with me, I forget exacly where I put it but then again I do remember placing it under a palm tree somewhere in Queensland. I cant live without my sword and in fights I come very close to winning until I see they have a gun, but being a pirate monkey under a curse is GREAT, this meaning that I can live... FOREVER!

Coming to a beach nere you!

If i told you anymore id have to kill you!..

Background from Google search result ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More Pirate and/or Monkeys
..Well id also like to meet the whole cast and crew of "Pirates of the Caribbean" seeing as i havnt seen them since the making of the last movie. Also other randoms are:
-Jesus (He owes me $10,Beat him in poker)
-Chuck Norris
-Jackie Chan
-George Bush (To hit him really hard)