CoFFeeCakE profile picture

CoFFeeCakE

so many freaks and not enough circus'

About Me

im a scumbag:

this is why:
i dont like most black people becouse alot of black people im around act like niggers. i dont trust alot of people. i dont care what people think about me. i only care about my friends and family, every1 else could die tomorrow. i take very little seriouly. i egg, tease, make fun, park in handicap spaces, steal, break shit thats not mine, and ruin decorations without a second thought of whom i hurt in the process. i have an "i dont give a fuck atitude" which isnt always good.

why am i this way?
god blessed with a car that i hate because shit keeps breaking on it for no reason. i gave my heart to a girl who doesnt want to be with just me; she wants to hook up wit other people also(thats y i dont have a heart cuz she hasn't given it back yet). my grandfather yells at me for the stupidest reasons. im only 5'5. im pissed off cuz i cant get a good job and the fact that i have no idea what i wanna do with my life. and all my friends are the same way

my backround:
im an ex firefighter, i got kicked out of the academy cuz my hose was too big. only had 1 love(so much for that). graduated in '05 but wasnt allowed to walk down the isle so i had to watch from the audience, thats what i get for egging a teachers house. first time ever drinking was st pattys day '07.

my current status:
im single. have a shitty car. and work at a bar. but im tryin to fix all these things cuz i have big ideas that are in the works.

what i appriciate:
every1 of my friends, although scumbags they're still my friends and i fit right in. also the fact that i kno that any1 of will be there for me whenever i need them to be.

why deep down inside ima good guy?
im a damn good listener. i try. if u fall into the friend catagory ill do what i can for ya. and underneath the hatred and emothional barriors i have up im a really decent guy, the kind of guy thats hard to find, if any1 is up to the challenge of getting there.

ps
tho i am a scum, im also a damn good time, jus askin for a chance to prove it. AIM - shadyc86
ask about me!

ps2
i really only have a little garden hose... thats why i got kick out, it wasnt big enough

ps3
i hate wen girls lie to me even tho its in their nature and i also hate wild flying monkeys

philosophy of life: fuck um' if they can't take a joke! if you want to know more about me, ask-questions, comments write me! and if not then stop reading my shit..

this is ur life and its ending 1 minute at a time PimpWebpage

My Interests

driving 100+ mph on I95, working out when i can get my lazy ass up, eagles, throwing eggs, throwing around trash on trash nite, fuckin wit people, pissing people off, talkin shit, causing trouble, movies, chillin wit the fellas n driving this piece of shit around wen it works, ITS A FORD PROBE SANDWICH WITH EXTRA MAYO - complements of Jon Baumann

I'd like to meet:

a decent girl........

Music:

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . EVERYONE WHO LIVES WILL SOMEDAY DIE AND DIE ALONE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Movies:

matrix, bloodsport, kickboxer, fight club, american beauty, the crow, from dusk til dawn, plup fiction, scarface, good fellas, old school, the punisher, voluntiers, seven, butterfly effect, nightmare on elm street, the predator, aliens, rules of attraction, south park the movie, crash, gangs of New York......

Television:

any thing on HBO, Cinemax, Comedy Central, Mtv, cartoon network and the simpsons, and south park, and lifeTime but only if i was gay

Books:

Pet Semitary, green eggs and ham

Heroes:

roy connor, joe caplan, fish cuz hes a coolass son of a bitch, myself and BATMAN ................ THESE ARE my ROLE MODELS and I LOOK UP to EVERYONE of THEM!!! oh yeah, ur mom and girlfriend r my heros too

My Blog

y am i sorry?

im sorry:that i didnt make u smile more im sorry:that i didnt make u happier im sorry:that i didnt make u laugh more im sorry:i didnt buy u more things u wanted im sorry:that i didnt take u more place...
Posted by CoFFeeCakE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST