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Dauzfatha

it's good to be the king...

About Me

"an object in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted on by an outside force"....Fuck all that, I'm gonna stand still!

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My Interests

The usual, music, poker, nightlife, school, politics, and taking over the world.

I'd like to meet:

My wife when she gets off of work, Jesus, and Bush so I can bitchslap that cowboy

Music:

Flaming Lips, sloan, blur, whitestripes, strokes, killers, the flaming lips, blanch, dick dale, nofx, beatles, hendrix, the who, the guess who, the stones, led zeppellin, all the hippie shit, jet, gorillaz, pavement, the flaming lips, steve malkmus, mamas and the papas, the man in black, beck, dave matthews, radiohead, weezer, mars vega, the flaming lips, and, oh yeah, the greatest band of all time, THE FLAMING LIPS!p.s. all those who love music need to check out spy island... they are fucking genius!

Movies:

anything good, nothing by (disney=satan) EVERYONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO WATCH THE BIG LEBOWSKI ala clockwork orange bondage style while being force-fed white russians in copious amounts.

Television:


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simpsons, scrubs, and anything on adult swim, stealing pay-per-view porno

Books:

those ones that have words, yeah, those are pretty good... I'm that pretentious asshole that talks smart and seems like I read, but my lazy ass never does. If anyone wants to try to inspire me, i will listen to all suggestions, but see above to understand just how motivated I am

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, my dad, myself, my buddy kareem for being one of the best kick-ass mutha's on this planet, my buddy baxter for reminding me that being a full time comic can be a full-time job, Michael moore for being a loud-mouth prick for the political left, and jesus, for being way cool. (i mean he turned water into wine, THAT'S SO COOL!

My Blog

boo

white, straight, assholes like me suck. we likta think  that we're ssooooooooooorutght:..   most of us are on sooo many drugs that we can barely get through this life,let your own.   de...
Posted by Dauzfatha on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

well, wudduya know?

So, i've just read my only two bog (shoulda been blog, but the same difference) entries ever, and realized that life IS always changing, and that sometimes putting your current feelings on file f...
Posted by Dauzfatha on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

a new day...

Women are made to wear makeup from the time they are born.... next larry king...(duazy)   terrorists are taking over the dairy in your town... next larry king...(dauzy)   Kareem is a bitch f...
Posted by Dauzfatha on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:07:00 PST

I'm gonna talk, no matter who's listening

I've always wanted to keep a journal, I guess for all the usual reasons, like being able to look back and see what I was like THEN. The whole problem with that is basically I haven't matured or chang...
Posted by Dauzfatha on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:47:00 PST