you know the story, there's a whole fuckin' book about me, but it's too long and boring as shit. latley i've been drinking way too much. i hate people, but love chimpanzees. weird, right?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
that dude who talked shit about me last night at the bar. dude, i could totally kill him, and for the record, I'M NOT A FUCKING HIPPY!
