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About Me

I'm a Palms, so that makes me pretty cool by default.. But Cause I'm a Palmer. I'm cooler than all you regular Palms' out there.. Yo better believe it! I grew up on the streets of Amsterdam.. My dutch friend Hans taught me a thing or two about 'danceflooring' as those crazy Hollanders do.. Played a littl' Cops and Robbers.. The usual thing abandoned europeans do.. Thank god I'm street wise.. Wouldn't have lasted a minute without me faithful cockney ways. ;)
[Marital Status] Am not one to brag.. But Hey.. Mmm Zeee :D
[Shoe size] Lest we forget?... Awe maan, I'll lie.. 25
[Parents still together] Ha! I'm sure in spirit and fuede..
[Siblings] How long you got :| Clint, Bridie, Michelle et Holly
[Pets] Where for art thou Pretzel :(
FAVORITES
[Color] Beige! Cause it's a first.. :p
[Number] Definately 2.. S'nobody lonelily then (Y)
[Animal] Giraffa-roo.. :| Its like a neck on a spring
[Drinks] Lambrini Palms just wanna have fun ;)
[Soda] If only I could stumble upon that blasted ink Lemonade..
[Book] "The Hunt For Pink Lemonade" By J.K.K
[Flower] Umm.. Blue Orchid - White Stripes?
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Once Upon Time Perhaps.. Its multi racial now :D
[Twirl your hair?] Sugar, Do you know me at all? No Hands ;)
[Have tattoos?] Weekly tattoo that we call a bruise
[Have Piercings?] Holes in ma ears packed up their lobes and left 'fraid
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Naw.. I like the letter E, its like a collection now
[Drink/Smoke?] Nicht Geit.
[Like roller coasters?] Perhaps the concept.. Arouses..
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Maybe where there's a little light in my life.. Home :)
[Want more piercings?] Penetration perhaps.. For now I'll cope.
[Like cleaning?] Just discussing the dream of wishy washy Seeker :D
[Write in cursive or print?] ... I write in your mum.
[Own a web cam?] You better believe it..
[Know how to drive?] Screwdrive?
[Own a cell phone?] "Stop being.. So American!" Ah the Good ol' BP
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Depends if its my turn to collect the dominoes..
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Ofcourse.. She lost :D... Suck on that Holly
[Considered a life of crime?] I do adore the word 'smuggle'
[Considered being a hooker?] Fishing is on my things to do list.. Hmm..
[Been in love?] Exsqueeze me?! Being..
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Lemme introduce you to Donna..
[Been in lust?] Haha.. In these shoes.. Always.
[Used someone] Seeker as a extention of my manhood ;)
[Been used?] I jolly well hope so.. Dont wanna be useless now.
[Been cheated on?] Ah who cares, we're all gonna die from flippin' bird flu..
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Walkie even when he doesnt deserve it :D
[Stolen anything?] This tiny ickle torch in like year 3.. Good times
[Held a gun] Hey.. I am a deadly device.. Not neccessary
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Cause this gown never comes off :D
[Current mood] Dominative.. Cmere kitten.. Prrr
[Current taste] Coco Straws..
[What you currently smell like] Nine days of passion (Y)
[Current hair] Very natural look.. Like Kenan and Kel Style
[Current thing I ought to be doing] I ought to leave, enough hot water, for your morning bath, but I'd not thoughta
[Current cd in stereo] A New England - Billy Bragg ;)
[Last book you read] Started 'Back Spin' in London.. Ask Donna :s
[Last movie you saw] Scary Movie 2.. Mad Cow! Mooo Motherfucker!
[Last thing you ate] Am always mentally digestiong images of Scouses 8-)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Zaaaaaakadory in all her glory :D
[Do drugs?] Did anyone else mistake that for 'Dude-Drugs'? Like Viagra.. Meep.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Believe? Honey I have proof.
Remember your first love?] Oui as she would put it..
[Still love him/her?] When a head that shape :| Corrrrr.. :s
[Read the newspaper?] Never ever trevor..
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Well.. Dont tell anyone.. But that Bush.. *shudders*
[Believe in miracles?] 'Are you hoping for a miracle?' cause I've stumble upon mine
[Do well in school?] College.. get it right.. *-)
[Wear hats] With pride..
[Hate yourself?] Whats there to hate :o
[Have an obsession?] Yeah.. But it usually leaves me a mellowcolly afterwards.. 'Totally not worth it'
[Collect anything?] London Hostel Toilet Roll.. Which got all used up :(
[Have a best friend?] Never!
[Close friends?] Now thats more like it (Y)
[Like your handwriting?] Like tooth ache..
[Care about looks] Maybe the look in your eye..
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Amelie Gir..s..vfd..dbgb.. Something French :s
[First kiss] Geeez.. Umm.. Vicky Sherwood?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] To experience is to believe (Y)
[Do you believe in "the one?"] How about Ones? Naw..? Mmkay.. Singular it is
[Are you a tease?] Tease yourself :p
[Too shy to make the first move?] Honey, if I have to sit on your face I will, Don't tempt me
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] You may say, but I'm not the only one..
[Bitch/Asshole] Neeey.. but I'm a slave for you ;)
[sarcastic] .. Yeah like.. Corr.
[Angel] From Heaven..
[Devil] .. to Hades?
[Shy] Only when I mount folk :)
[Talkative] Well you can find that out for yourself kiddo.. x
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My Interests

Can't just scuttle through life with closed eyes you know.. So I blissfully slide my way gawking at the beautys that the world has to offer me.. Its magical.. Moosic it up sugar.

I'd like to meet:

Chu at Regeal Street, Where you grew hands but walked on feet, Crawled through soil, dust and pete, just to end up back to me..

Music:

Joanna Newsom Red Hot Chili Peppers Alanis Morissette John Legend Biffy Clyro Death Cub For Cutie Venus Hum Damien Rice Stephen Fretwell Ray Lamontagne Antony And The Johnsons Arcade Fire Arctic Monkeys Boy Kill Boy Jimmy Eat World The Hives The Kooks the Strokes The Like Wolfmother The Rapture Semifinalists Bloc Party We Are Scientists Kaki King Newton Faulkner Regina Spektor Tim Minchin Deftones Static-X Kings of Leon

Movies:

California Man 40 year old virgin Just Friends Donnie Darko Pulp Fiction Lemony Snicket LOTR Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Sexperiment City of Angels Fight Club Forest Gump Sleepy Hollow

Television:

QI Never Mind The Buzzcocks Lost Frasier Mighty Boosh Friends Scrubs Cribs ANTM Family Guy Sexcetra

Books:

Harlen Coben Terry Pratchet

Heroes:

Cue The Kookaburra John Frusciante Tim Minchin Regina Spektor Papa Palmer

My Blog

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Posted by the JJP on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:15:00 PST