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About Me

Eh. Not much to know. I'm pretty much just a dork. Wanna know more? Ask me!

Putt-putt!!

"There is only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you. Be what you're like. Be like yourself. And so, I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be whistling in the dark."
-TMBG

"Nobody knows what I do here... and that's just fine with me."
-"Weird Al"

My Interests

Music, Movies, Baseball, Theatre, Pop Culture, Non-Sequitur Humor, Potatoes.

I'd like to meet:

Alexander Hamilton. But since that's probably a long shot, I'll take what I can get. Chances are, I'll like you until you give me a reason not to

Music:

I know this is cliche to say, but I pretty much listen to anything. You're just gonna have to trust me on this one.

Movies:

I know this is cliche to say, but I pretty much watch anything. You're just gonna have to trust me on this one.

Television:

I know this is cliche to .... ahh screw it.

Books:

I don't read as much as I'd like, but I do read at a 4th grade level. I'm pretty proud of that.

Heroes:

My heroes are the guys that put the traffic "Braille" dots on the freeway. I mean, have you ever thought about the sheer number of those things?? And then to have to put them in straight lines! Bravo dot guys. Bravo.

My Blog

RIP Angels Baseball 2007

It's over... Boston spanked the Angels today 9-1 to complete the 3 game sweep in the ALDS.... as if we needed to give Red Sox fans more of a reason to be obnoxious. As big of an Ang...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

Making spirits bright....

To all of my friends, family, acquaintences, bands, and complete strangers in myspace land: 'Tis the season for warm fuzzies and all, but don't get so carried away that you completely lose touch ...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:16:00 PST

Phoebe

By popular demand, here are some pictures of my new cat. I've had her for about a month now and I finally had some time to upload these. Her name's Phoebe.... and no she wasn't named...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST

I'm back.... for now.

Well.... after 10 days, 3 states, 1 province, 3,175 miles, 3 baseball games, and around 60 oysters Mala and I have finally returned home to sunny Southern California. Man, I loves me ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:48:00 PST

Paul's out to get me...

So there was a little late-night BBQ action at Paul's place last night. It was cool... except I think Paul has it in for me. First of all, he tried to kill me with tequilla.......
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that are annoying the poop out of me right now...

Sorry folks.... nothing witty or intelligent or anecdotal today. Just a list. Current irritations: -My broken-ass phone -Not being eligible for a phone upgrade until November -My finger na...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Baseball vs. Football.... Angels vs. Dodgers.... Good vs. Evil....

What follows is a conversation I had with Sony yesterday. Just to provide some back story, I'm an Angels fan... and the Dodgers suck. :) Nah I got no beef wit...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's worse than brain-freeze?

Yep. You guessed it. Crotch-freeze. I spilled a slurpee on my lap in the parking lot right before I had to go into work yesterday. Yeah... it was cold... and sticky....
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My final hours being hirsute...

Well this is it. Tomorrow morning (or rather later THIS morning) I will doffing the long locks that I have displayed for the better part of 10 years. Why? Why not?! Why now? Why not?! George Ma...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I paranoid... or just too honest?

So I got my Wicked tickets in the mail yesterday. However, stuck to the envelope, was a second envelope that was unsealed and addressed to someone else. Inside said envelope was a single 2nd row tic...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST