I can do this section purely with Oscar Wilde and American Psycho quotes. They are my heroes.
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.†- Oscar Wilde
"I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear. " - American Psycho
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.†- Oscar Wilde
"Patrick Bateman: [voiceover] As we arrive at Espace I'm on the verge of tears as I'm certain we won't get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave." - American Psycho
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." - Oscar Wilde
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself." - Oscar Wilde
"Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen. " - American Psycho
"Evelyn Williams: You're inhuman.
Patrick Bateman: No... .I'm in touch with humanity. " - American Psycho
On a serious note -- The most important thing in my life is my wife , Jen, who is first on my top friend's list. <3 you baby!