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About Me

What Emily Post says about Blurbs: "When you have warning that a blurb is coming, you should excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. However if you feel an urgent unavoidable blurb you should make every effort to stifle the noise as much as possible. If there's an odor, try to mention possibilities other than yourself as sources, such as a dog. Sleep blurbing is problematic for the simple reason that you aren't alert and able to "stifle and blame". If you have an embarrassing 'wet blurb' you should meekly excuse yourself to go home and change pants"..... I like sunshine, oxygen, food, water, sleep, and feeling smothered. When I'm not busy with all of those things, I love Watches (wrist and tornado)Wristwatches include: Omega Seamaster Cosmic 2000, Luch calendar, Moscow Military, Ralco swiss army,Two Vostok Commanders, a Vulcain, a crappy thrift store Timex, and something called a "Hino"? I have more, but I sense you want me to stop... I also love cars, ALL european, and vintage american. My all time favorites are: Maserati Mexico, Opel Kadette Rallye Sport, BMW 3.0 C.S.I.,Cadillac Coupe DeVille(1967) Volvo 240 turbo, Alfa Romeo Alfetta, and the Yugo (yes, I said Yugo..)Again, you want me to stop, but there's more, so many more!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

NPR and the olympics

Today on my drive home from work I was listening to NPR and they were talking aboutOlympic events that have once been. One they mentioned was poetry!Can you imagine? I wonder if it was back in the day...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Gross songs!

Today at work John Cougar Mellencamps' song "Hurts so good" came on. I've always been grossed out by that song. "sometimes love don't feel like it should" well don't ya think you should call a doctor?...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:05:00 GMT

my aunts funeral

Today was my Aunt Wandeens funeral. Yeah my moms Bennie Jemima and her sister is Annie Wandeen WHAT OF IT!!I wasn't prepared for the near ugly cry I kept going into, seeing as how I've been relatively...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:48:00 GMT

Such a long disembrace from magic...

I usually read several books at once, (which is sometimes a problem) One is something funny or weird, something self helpish for the days I ruined everything, and I need inspiration on how to put "thi...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Yep, David Sedaris is still my boyfriend!

David Sedaris has the rare ability to take you away from your shitty day!Just one page of his random thoughts makes me happier than anything I can think of.I'm not going to waste time giving a critiqu...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:15:00 GMT