official state of ridiculousness |
Effective 7/1/2006Florida's official state pie is Key Lime.
Seriously. This is Bill SB 676 passed by the Florida House and Senate. In the Senate it passed by 38 to 1.
Although, as a Marylander, I...
Posted by -jessica on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST |
Miss Anita |
Miss Anita was a little southern woman with big southern hair and lovely smooth skin. She was sweater sets and button earrings and matched purses. Never old lady all-one-color outfits in swe...
Posted by -jessica on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:43:00 PST |
two too skinny kids and a pan of lasagna. |
last night i challenged aaron to an eating contest. why? who knows. but i will totally win.
just sayin'.
other news: instead of orlando next month, kelly and josh have agreed to make a road tr...
Posted by -jessica on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:52:00 PST |
planning |
to do something that is potentially heartbreaking, certainly pointless, and unlikely to succeed whether it goes well or badly. spending a year, more than a year, reaching and letting go. and know...
Posted by -jessica on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:28:00 PST |
rambling: memory |
i remember the sugary iced coffee on the curb with my mom when i was 6, i remember the pecan tree, i remember my best friend's name. i remember the butterflies in mexico that are so numerous and...
Posted by -jessica on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST |
hellzapoppin |
I woke up this morning to my jerky neighbor yelling at the woman who honks her horn to get school children up-and-at-'em and on their way to education. While she was being particularly irritating toda...
Posted by -jessica on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST |
wax ecstatic |
A couple of weeks ago I had my legs waxed, since I work at a salon with someone who does those kinds of things, and because I want to have that sort of glossy look girls who really obsessively take ca...
Posted by -jessica on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST |
make house with me |
This is Just to Say (I always think of Kate)William Carlos Williams
I have eatenthe plumsthat were inthe iceboxand which you were probablysavingfor breakfastForgive methey were deliciousso swee...
Posted by -jessica on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST |
ACME Inc. (The Mouse Continues) |
You know we have a mouse? I think I may have mentioned it. Repeatedly. Well, we also have a house guest. He is not a mouse. He is an Argentine Jew. And he built us a mouse trap, as suggested by one of...
Posted by -jessica on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST |
statistics, damn statistics... and lies. |
1. no bruising, minor aches, small cut leaves scar. mostly embarrassment. audience: 12. no bruising, painful red rug burn (wood burn?). mild embarrassment (after all, &n...
Posted by -jessica on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST |
