Looking your best, from The New Yorker |
Shouts & MurmursLooking Your Bestby Amy Ozols January 5, 2009 ....People say that obesity is an epidemic in America, but Im determined not to become part of the problem. Thats why Ive spent years ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:53:00 GMT |
I cant imagine why anybody would want to stop crying (theonion.com) |
I Can't Imagine Why Anybody Would Want To Stop Crying
By Emmet Henson 2-Month-OldApril 9, 2008 | Issue 44"15
Life has so many wonderful experiences to offer. Like sleep. Or ingestion and evacu...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:56:00 GMT |
For You, Daniel... |
v Based on a report from the Drug Abuse Warning Network of US emergency departments, 12,584 people sought emergency treatment in 2004 for dextromethorphan-related problems.v High doses of DXM can in...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
Fearmongers, Warmongers |
Fearmongers, Warmongers Gather For Annual Mongering Conference
WASHINGTONApproximately 550 mongers in the fields of war, hate, and fear mongered together at the Washington D.C. Marriott last week as...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:01:00 GMT |
John McCain-The Onion |
John McCain
Where He’d Be If Not Running For President:DeadAwards:Distinguished Flying Cross (Vietnam War); Silver Star (World War II); Bronze Star (Crimean War)Saturday Night Live Appear...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:50:00 GMT |
Ron Paul Profile -from The Onion |
Ron Paul
Money Raised:$18 million in gold, canned beans, rum, and storage mattressesVulnerability:People may decide they like roadsPreferred Campaign Transportation:BlimpEconomic Policy:Favors a...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:49:00 GMT |
Spoof Election Coverage |
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
CHICAGOAccording to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.
"The time...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
