Jess

I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in a half an hour. I read the instructions, but sometimes I don't. I am an expert in begining, When I'm bored, I build couch cushion forts. I watch documentaries with mute on. I mock. I can palm a basketball. I laugh at people, not with them. Dogs love me. I like charities, but hate people. I catch and release, usually. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Snakes don't scare me, I whistle. I balance. I weave. I dodge. I frolic. I live fast. I don't act, but would be good at it if I did. I think outside the box. I judge others. I love Lane Phelps. I live the dream.