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Mort Chud

About Me

I currently have about five cubes of power and hope to obtain at least two more. I am addicted to raw milk. It does my body right. One day i will probably be strong enough to tear a babies head and arms off. I shit what i eat and i eat what i shit, which is urine. Right now it is the 80's and i am watching Alvin and His Chipmunks. They own virtually everything in the world and are best friends with virtually everyone, virtually everywhere, including virtual reality world or the fort dimension. My hobbies include fun. I believe that humanity is a virus and it makes me fucking sick with the cancer. What else. Oh yeah, i like book or car. It is raw fun. I hope to obtain hundreds or thousands of friends here on this electric word box from the future. I figure that i am probably the only person who is real and everyone else is a hallucination or a cardboard and having electro friendship gives me hope that maybe i am more than one person, maybe two or even more and i can dance party the life away, so fill me to the brim me with wermthot friendship and fry it up, ya'll. I have big big moneys. I drive big big cloud car and i care about almost everything. I pump my prefuel, personally. I own the moon along with two other people, which means nothing being as how we are the moon and on it.


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I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet jesus so i could nail him to a board one time. i feel and think like i am cheated of saves because of being born in the future here. And Alf. I'd like to meet Alf. I'd like to meet Abraham Lincoln because i think he is probably eight or nine feet tall, most likely. At least on television. I would also like to meet the muppet babies and punch their faces to death. I would also meet and punch in the faces to death two other people who are the guy from Airwolfs because they have pure strenth and girt that i want to have some of now. I would like to meet the people who are dying and give them food and big money. they a deserve it some. I would meet captain crunch because he is the best and his food is the best. i like those kind of foods the most. they are the best, better than ever. I would meet the human kung foo turtle and eat pizza with him. He is almost the best but not quite the best but i like him at the same time still. he has big money and fun. "

My Blog

Hamburger Hell

The hot and burning cowthat fed on melted fuel and yellow cakeand leaked a cloudof certain kinds of dustthat drank the rain.The hot and burning cowthat baked in golden fields oftoasted grain.The hot a...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:01:00 GMT

LOW HUMAN BEINGS (work in progress)

The food that fell from heaven was divine, as was the music and the wine that fell from heaven.We made them get down on their knees and beg. We broke their spirit and their legs. We made them wish tha...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:09:00 GMT

THE SUDDEN, SWEET SENSE OF INTRUSIVE PARANOIA

There it was, destined for death and digestion and helplessly lost in a hopeless depression with no place to hide from the rats when they smell a few flashes of panic and salty, wet mattresses. There ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:54:00 GMT

INNARDS OUT

Those rats you think you see between each blink are really real and maybe mustard gives you gas and mustard gas, it gives youHELL.HELL.HELL is where the heart is. What the Hell would Jesus do if asked...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:56:00 GMT

INTERNAL DAMNATION

The soul slips through to breathe relief before the breath is blown.The cold creeps in to keep the meat neat and young.The mess is blessed and then the best is first ingested then digested and the res...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:23:00 GMT

READ A BOOK, GOOK

The face of your favorite Pope being superimposed upon pictures of bodies of babies disposed of in dumpsters in shit soiled diapers with hot liquid bowel movements stinking of sulphur.   &nb...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Jehovas Wetness

The girls make sounds like the dirtiest hounds and they scream about the demons sprouting out of the ground and they dream about obscene amounts of teeth in their mouths and they swim without the brea...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:43:00 GMT

My Heart Just Started Stopping

They fuck my mind and rape my flesh and leave the rest stinking with the sickening stench of all the red liquids that i'd ever had bled and all the dead chickens that i'd ever been fed.They rip my eye...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:26:00 GMT

They Often Worked Nude and Late At Night

One hundred mothers of male schizophrenics find solace in prayer and repeating their penance and sweeping up carpets and putting on faces and hiding emotion beneath medications while one hundred fathe...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:10:00 GMT

A FAIRLY FRUITFUL FATHERS DAY

Come on in, i'll treat you nice.I used to know your daddy, once.I used to sit in silence watching daddy watching you.We used to celebrate your life with steak.You'd salivate on sight.We'd blow you up ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:14:00 GMT