darth jujuu - ProfilesArchive

About Me

and here's a bunny with a pancake on his head.
MY SCREEN NAME IS DARTH JUJUU.
I live in an apartment in brighton.
I love city life and hate suburban life.
I don't like republicans.
I can beat super mario world in about 12 minutes.
I get really really cranky when i go to bed.
Sometimes I try to quit drinking because I hate drunk people.
I have an obsession with mopeds/scooters.
I love not driving a car anymore.
I answer a customer support phone for the nations largest drycleaners.
I aspire to be a real estate broker.
I didn't go to college. Or even take my SAT's.
I eat too much.
I play bass, drums, and guitar.
I have a small recording studio and record a mean demo.
I play bass for theABC.
I usually keep my socks on during mating.
I want electrolysis.
I am A+ Certified for PC repair, a PC Jedi, and a Jedi in general.
I will make your pop-ups go away and never come back for $20
Your dad is an asshole, doesn't know what he's talking about, and voted Bush.
I wish I ate better but I don't.
I don't do any drugs.
Unless drinking is a drug to you.
Bring me decorations.
I like bleeding steak.
Sometimes I argue with vegans.
Please. Scratch my head.
And here's my abridged / bestof list of things I hate.
undercooked potatoes
feminist extremists
vegan extremists
peta
scientologists
pseudo-intellectual euro trash
carb counters
when people buy timberlands and leave the tags on
when people think it's gross if i get a crab sandwich
when people refuse to try sushi
socks with holes in them
when people think i'm weird for having sex with my socks on
ripping shoe laces
rich young parents
yuppies
republicans and right-wingers
any - wingers
any political extremist
any extremist
hicks
virginia
carlos mencia
david spade
george clooney
jeeps
people who buy extremely huge trucks for no reason
always being late for everything
always being hungry
tanned blondes. sorry.
when the shower runs out of hot water.
the fact i never got my wisdom teeth removed.
HONOR STUDENT bumper stickers.
WWJD?
giddy parents with spoiled over protected children.
germophobes.
my rainforest.
neat things:

My Interests

killing erica

I'd like to meet:

who should NOT add me:

friendwhores
out-of-staters (unless it's relevant)
solicitors
old people
nuns
politicians
etc.

Music:

heavy fucking fast shit

Movies:

garden state, donnie darko, barely legal 1 (all-time classic)

Television:

adult swim

Books:

sadly I don't have the attention span.
but once school forced me to pick a book from a shelf and read it, so I grabbed childhood's end by arthur C. clarke.
that was some deep shit. really makes you think. did you kno when typing that two spaces follows a period?? someone told me that when i was like 8 and to this day i don't know if its true or not but that habit stuck wicked bad.

Heroes:

george carlin.

My Blog

organic odometer

you know how on an odometer (mileage meter in a car) there's a little rotating dial for each digit?? and how like... there's the 1 for 100,000 miles that only rotates once every...100,000 miles?? that...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

more motherly nonsense

my mom once saw an obscure mammal in the backyard, potentially a groundhog. she was squinting out the kitchen window and then proclaimed .. "what the COCK is that?!"my mom likes feeding the birds, bu...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

my mom's losin it

firstly i'd like to note that i've got this neat brand of cold that stuffs my nose up a bit but i'm also blessed with a plehtora of sneezes at any given moment. and i HEAVILY enjoy sneezing.but aside...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

7 facts about PETA.

i always have had a "bone to pick" with these assholes. if vegetarians are muslim, than PETA is the tali-ban.also i didn't gather this info.1) PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk has describ...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

what i think about when in the shower

please be aware that every thought dribbled here in the paragraphs to come is by NO means based on factual research, evidence, education, or anything. these are all the conjectures and conclusions fo...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST

more horror-scopes

So you all know me well enough that ordinarily i'd laugh at/make fun of anyone who takes this poop seriously. But once again i checked my horoscope today and lo and behold it ...yea.Recent deeds...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:28:00 PST

niiice

so since that fuckin last one got such rave reviews i figure i'd better post a follow up. first of all, "fishin for compliments", i guess i could see the logic behind such a cuntly statement cause yo...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:53:00 PST

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

given the context of these past few days, some of you will be aware, my head's been filled with many thoughts about the logic of parents. parenting, reproducing, getting old, raising kids, and then b...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:16:00 PST

nuremburg. phew. that was drivin me nuts

i'm going to fill this out twice. each question will have two answers. the first answer will be how people usually fill them out, and the second will be how iii felt they should be answered. 1) A...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

my socks smell so bad it's almost kinda good

a grueling experience, which taught me an important lesson about myself. i was scheduled to work today. and work for patriot technologies under getronics inc. doesn't mean what it normally means to ...
Posted by juju [lian joseph mazzola] on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:38:00 PST