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If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN. ~Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. ~I’m going to kill myself or die trying. ~The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. ~Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ~I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~ War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.~ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. ~Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; it’s just that yours is stupid.~ Food is an important part of a balanced diet.~ Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician. ~Landing: A controlled mid-air collision with a planet.~ Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it.~ Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. ~Why should I grow up? This is more fun! ~Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build...targets. ~Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? ~Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?~ Every silver lining has a cloud. ~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues. ~Humpty Dumpty was pushed! ~Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese. ~A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.~ Be nice society already sucks.~ Black holes are where God divided by zero. ~Change a life; make someone feel important.'">