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Floor Pie

About Me

"She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour."I have an amazing lack of patience. I like crossword puzzles and being opinionated. I am way too addicted to self-indulgent internet quizzes. I am on a mission against ridiculosity. People dont really talk to me. I love to play wheel, Pat. VeLauria --
[adjective]:

Similar to butter in texture and appearance

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

reading drinking dancing eating cheese being righteously indignant

I'd like to meet:



Evan Farmer. NPH. Friends who will leave me comments. Not real doctors, but those who play them on tv.

Music:

I truly believe that if Trent Reznor and Timbaland collaborated, our heads would explode, because it would be the voice of god. Also: tori amos, Feist, Johnny Cash, snz, poe, rasputina, cake, portishead, clapton, pixies, cat stevens, Kate bush, ABBA!

Movies:

Hedwig, Garden State, RHPS, Slackers, Harold and Kumar(NPH wouldn't do that).

Television:

Nip/Tuck, The Office (both kinds), Scrubs, 30 Rock, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, ATHF, Squidbillies, AD of course, Jeopardy! and Wheel, eh who am I kidding Cosby Show & Roseanne.

Books:

a prayer for owen meany, love medicine, the edible woman, depressed anguished lady poetry

Heroes:

Tori Amos. Danger Mouse. My mom. Leonardo. Ken Jennings. Michael Bluth.

My Blog

Lauras Biased Movie Reviews

Here are some movies I've seen this summer and my thoughts on them, should you happen to care. CAUTION: There may be spoilers in here. I do what I want.   COMEDY   The Simpsons Horribly dis...
Posted by Floor Pie on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

All sorts of business

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED?------------20 years ago------1.) How old were you? 52.) Where did you go to school? Bell Top, which I just had a dream about last night. I still know where Mrs. Dubuke's ro...
Posted by Floor Pie on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

Living History Day

Hey guys, this isn't spam, just getting the word out. And yes, there will be PONIES!!The Albany County Historical Association'sLIVING HISTORY DAYAt Ten Broeck MansionSunday, May 612:00 Noon  5:00 p.m...
Posted by Floor Pie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

Ass!

My account was blocked because apparently I've been phished. I'm terribly sorry if I've been posting EaT v!aGaRA $$$ messages. My bad.
Posted by Floor Pie on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

If I Can't Cancel on a Whim, I Hyperventilate

Hipster dude #1, about broken cell: What a pain in the ass! How did they do it before?Hipster dude #2: Before, they made plans. You know, 'I'll meet you there at this time.' And then they did it.Hipst...
Posted by Floor Pie on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:47:00 PST

today's thoughts

Has anyone else noticed that Suri Cruise looks just like Kyle XY? I'll bet she doesn't have a bellybutton.
Posted by Floor Pie on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:07:00 PST

There is nothing not ridiculous about The Lake House.

Yes, Justin and I rented the Lake House on Friday; because I wanted to see Dylan and he wanted to see Keanu. It was so indescribably horrible. Completely riddled with plot holes, and no worr...
Posted by Floor Pie on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

Haunted Mansion

You may have seen my bulletin, but I'm double posting because I really dont have any other ideas...anyone know of any local event calendars besides albany2go.com that I could post this to? I...
Posted by Floor Pie on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

1 2 3 4 tell the people what she wore!

Go rent the movie Feed and watch it. It's fucking great. According to the box, it's "Supersize Me meets Silence of the Lambs." This is an incredibly accurate description.
Posted by Floor Pie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

GOSH

Hi folks,according to a rogue bulletin that I was informed not to open, my Myspace will be deleted in 15 min. So, if you are reading this after 4:40 pm EST on Tuesday, 6/21, that thing is a retarded s...
Posted by Floor Pie on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST