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Beth

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About Me

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A Scorpio. Hard-headed, bossy and happy!!! I hate uncleanliness yet I will jump into bed with grocery-store feet but if anyone else does it I will bitch. I signed a petition against the arctic drilling by Exxon but I filled my car up with gas there 2 days later. Oops! I have pimples and I have fever blister, AKA-Herpes. If you have thee blisters,, you have thee virus. I only know about ones face herpes not any other herpes'd part of ones body. I am petrified of the ocean and yet it is beautiful to me! I love fashion but I would not be caught dead in Gucci! I hate bitches but all my friends are bitches, bitchy or worse. I would not have them any other way!!! I am so honest I get myself in trouble! I am lazy!!!! VERY LAZY!!!!! I get bored very easy and so I must be entertained or entertain myself always! I am scared of sharks but not alligators or crocodiles.? I am a Fag-Hag, I love 'em!!!! I seriously think I was a rabbit in a past life, really I do!!!! I am such a tom-boy, I gross myself out and I will always be a 15yr old kid. I love football. I wanted to be an NFL player once. I did not grow very big so I changed my mind. I am pretty sure I have A.D.D.!!! (what was i talking about?) Oh, I am clumsy. I break shit very often!!!!! Jose Cuervo and Bud Light are my favorites! Redneck?, YES! I like bugs and snakes and almost all animals and creatures but I will wig-out if I see a hornet, bee or wasp. Goddamn buzzing assholes. Oh, I use profanity more than any girl I know. Lack of education! We'll blame the profanity on Alabama School System. Yeah! I like guns and old cars. And buses for some reason. Some kids scare me!!! Red-headed ones are the worst!! I like bubbles and stories of fairies. I still watch cartoons and I still find them very funny. AND I'm going to die with the remote control in MY hand!!!!! I am very wishy/washy and tomorrow I will change my mind about all of this!!!! Poor, Beth!!

My Interests

Young Dong & Pun-tain, Football, Art, Music!

I'd like to meet:

SANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Peeping Tom, NIN, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Pigmy Love Circus, Sturgeon, Faith No More, Soulfly, Deftones, Meshuggah, Biggie, Dilinger Escape Plan, Janis Joplin, Unit, Sublime, A Perfect Circle, Prodigy, The Melvins, Hank III, System of a Down, Isis, In Flames, Nothingface, Tool, 2-Pac, Refused, Tia Sprocket, Portishead, Orgy, Lynard Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Sublime, I will be here all day If I try to finish this. Oh, & Elton John and any project with Mike Patton!!!!!

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Braveheart, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, ET, Finding Nemo, Fantasia, Gone With the Wind, Casino, The Wizard of Oz, Dirty Love, Half Baked, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, The Silence of the Lambs, Shawshank Redemption & On & On.......

Television:

Myth Busters, House, Simpson's, Survivorman, South Park, Golden Girls.

Books:

Of Mice and Men ( come on, it's a classic), The Da Vinci Code, We Were Soldiers Once and Young, God's Debris, Bushwhacked, People of The Lie, The Many Lives & Secret Sorrows of Josephine B. ..............

Heroes:

Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, Grandaddy Z , and Open Minds!