I'm a 78 year old man trapped in a 26 year old's body. I only drink bourbon out of Mardi Gras cups. I hate answering the door and the telephone. I like to stay home and complain.
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The GMG, eating speed, coffee, bourbon, air-conditioning, my cheap and dirty neighborhood bar (R.I.P. Homedale, Whitey's),Watching the Price is Right at Bob's Barber Shop on Vicksburg (R.I.P.), pacing back and forth, leaving, never going in the first place, detesting people, throwing things, shooting things. Laundry, washing dishes, slashing and burning,clubbing baby seals.
Balki, Cousin Larry, The Umbrella Hat Man, anyone that drives a Grand Marquis or owns a cane. Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Piersal, John Browning, Ann Coulter, James Beam, R.J. Reynolds, Samuel Colt, Ryne Sandberg. My Grandparents, they are why I know that Baseball is great, but Texas is(was) better. All the wonderful folks at Blackwater Securities.
I like some of it.
Fox news, the O'reilly factor makes me tingle
The Cartographic Satellite Atlas of the World, World Atlas (Rand McNally), AAA road maps. In general, my schooling has led me to avoid reading anything not in the Times Picayune, or with the words box score written directly above it.
Dave's mama's pussy