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Brittney. that short girl.

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About Me

Brittney
You forgot to take into account my mirror balls
I don't edit the way I look in photos.
Why would I change my skin/teeth/hair/face to fit to your standards?
I use make-up to hide my flaws not a program.
I add everyone I see from Vic, (& Aus if you're gorgeous.) & why not I've made quite a few friends that way. I can't view 'new friends' via phone, so if I add you & don't talk. TALK TO ME! Because I wanted to talk to you.
You want to know me, read about me, then lets chat.
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MSN: [email protected], i use MSN rarely.
Twitter: www.twitter.com/nerdxcore_
I'm over your chinese whispers.
FACT: 158cm short.
Bust 90cm/35in.
Waist 73cm/28in.
Hips 90cm/35in.
I'm not tiny. But I'm little.
yes, I really am twenty. despite my 10 year old appearance.
All I care about is good music and food. I am a fan of high fashion & crazy hair although I can’t afford it. I have plain clothes & plain hair. I'd rather eat out than in. I drink coffee & by that I mean latté thanks. Pauly Shore would have to be my dream man. I like to have fun & be crazy but when I get the opportunity it seems better to leave it till tomorrow. I am an obsessive compulsive procrastinator. I'm a child at heart; ask anyone. I pick out the red lollies. I drink copius amounts of Iced Coffee and Coronas™. I'm obsessed with green . I’ve got my ink decided, all very precise.
I’m obsessed with perfume. I have lost my short-term memory. I haven't quite grasped the concept of left & right. I usually only get along with boys, girls bug me. I don’t treat anyone how I want to be treated. I love quail, rabbit, kangaroo, pumpkin soup, steak of the beef variety and hot chips with aioli. I don't eat Pig, that includes: Bacon, Pork, Crackle, Ham, Procuitto, and Pancetta. But I do eat Salami.
I want to mean something great to somebody. I miss Ashlea. I miss being little & ignorant. I'm the biggest hypochondriac you'll ever meet. I dream of doing something people will remember me by, but I can’t be bothered. I love everything & hate too much. I like being the center of attention, but don’t look at me. Photos make me smile. I want my snake bite pierced; & have for amost seven years. I’m obsessed with bottled water (Pump & Balance. Not Mount Franklin.) & Coke™. PS2 & SNES are my consoles of choice. I cannot play dance mat. TeeVee snacks are a great start to the day. all 7.8 servings worth.
I'm going insane over Bendigo society. Too many young f**king sluts. f**king 17 year olds. Grow up.
I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. You wouldn't understand what it's like to actually be in love with bed. Every morning I have to get out is the worst idea ever. Pretty sure Captain Snooze should hire me as a bed tester. Don't call me lazy. I juggle four jobs. I'd like one full time one; but I don't seem to be able to score that luxury.
When I love somebody I love them & you won't take that away, no matter what you say. I am always thinking about something other than the present. I try to live life day to day, but it’s hard when you worry like I do. I'm confused about all of the events in my life leading to my current routine. I have a hard time describing my personality. Everyone thinks they know me - but I am ever-changing. i laugh at everything and am a walking contradiction - I'm also deeper than you think.
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LOL at... you drooling over guys you're too illegal for.
EW at... constantly getting messages from filth guys saying some pretty forward things.
YAY for... rain. And coffee...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ross Noble.
James Newell Osterberg. ♥
Mark Ryden.
Alex Pardee.
Tim Minchin.
Ruby Rose. ♥ ♥
Steve Buscemi.
Robert Smith.
Pauly Shore.
Russell Brand.

My Blog

You're my Black Cat; & I miss you.

I wish I had this beautiful way of expressing how I'm feeling right now.Normally I have no problem jotting down all my thoughts, rearranging them, deleting some, disguising them. But right now I'm dra...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:59:00 GMT

Youre too illiegal for me to touch.

I posted this as a bulletin last night & only got one reply.One!Noone even gives a shit at how slutty girls are getting.I think it needs to go back to over 16yo only on MySpace. & the young on...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:34:00 GMT

25 random things about me.*

*this is from my Facebook"So, I'm supposed to tell you 25 random things about me.. & then tag people. But I'm on my phone so I highly doubt I can tag anyone.. Oh well.I mentally tag all of you.1. ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:46:00 GMT

All I hear is 'blah blah bullshit'.

*This was written out of anger. It's a fair whinge.. But isn't that what females are for? Why does everything have to be so repetitive and predictable? I'm in a movie, one of those boring ones you t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:06:00 GMT

I made out with your Mum too.

amy: pick up heaps of boys on sat night? haha Brittney: ahaha yeah.. Plenty. Haha. I picked up everyone. Brittney: And girls. amy: :| Brittney: Haha. amy: hahaha maaan you're gross. amy: i hope ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:49:00 GMT

Happy 20th Grandma.

8:30 - Train. Iced Coffee. 10:00 - Matt trying to give old people all the coins in my wallet. 10:30 - Melbourne. 10:45 - Attempt to check in to Motel. Fail. 11:00 - Crown. 11:30 - Summer Italy Co...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:46:00 GMT

I can be as cruel as you.

A new discovery has been made. I don't say 'ing' on the end of my words. Eg. Boozin' Crumpin' Fuckin' Fartin' Pokin' Squishin' Kickin' Except for words without an adjective infront of it. ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Drunk is the essence of life.

Work today consisted of....Mel: why would you eat organic chicken? They love their life they don't want to die! They are all like la de dah.... skipping around. And the other chcikens are in a cage go...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:24:00 GMT

rant.

here i am sitting in ashs lounge laying back on her couch with the laptop.. in my lap.. thinking about shit as i do at night.. best time to think.. but i sometimes get out of hand and get a bit parano...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:03:00 GMT

Bedtime Fable.

'King of the birds, in a town with trees. You can get lost if you don't follow the map behind the curtain. Follow the writing don't get lost; take this rocket and it will guide you, don't leave it. Yo...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:16:00 GMT