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About Me

Hey...Im Chris Im 16 and I go to the coolest fucking school in the world Team A. I smoke. I smoke weed. I drink. Im a loser who plays videogames but not a cool loser cuz I suck at them. Anything else you wanna know Message me or just Add MeThats One Arditchuis Farangus You Have There.

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My Interests

I like stuff and some things

Can You Open My Safe?

1st Number:
Fav. Number

2nd Number:
Birth Month

3rd Number:
You will never get it open.

Enter Combination:
1st Number
2nd Number
3rd Number

Make Your Own Safe - Click Here

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus but that would be kinda weird & these guys Pee Wee.. width="425" height="350" ..FARANGUS!!!

Music:

ADICTS ANTI-FLAG ATARIS BAD RELIGION BLACK FLAG CIRCLE JERKS DEAD KENNEDYS DESCENDENTS DIESEL BOY DOGWOOD DROPKICK MURPHYS ABBA AC/DC AEROSMITH B-52 BAD COMPANY BEACH BOYS the BEATLES BEE GEES BILLY IDOL BILLY JOEL BOB DYLAN BOB MARLEY BON JOVI DAVID BOWIE BROOKS & DUNN BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN JOHNNY CASH PHIL COLLINS CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL CYNDI LAUPER DEFTONES DIRE STRAITS the DOORS Bob DYLAN EAGLES EIFFEL 65 ELTON JOHN ERIC FLEETWOOD MAC FOREIGNER Eazy-E oh and Zlad! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

American Beauty,Requiem for a Dream, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest,Toxic Avenger,White Oleander,Sleepy Hallow,DETROIT ROCK CITY, Meet Joe Black,As Good As It Gets,A Few Good Men, Mars's Attacks!,The Weather ManLord of War,Matchstick Men,Gone in Sixty Seconds,Face/Off,Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas,The Breakfast Club,The Woman in Red,Young Frankenstein,Blazing Saddles, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (the old one...the good one.),Clockwork Oange, Pi, Clearks, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back,Mall Rats. Ya I like movies.

Television:

Ya I watch tv
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Grenn
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'5"
Favorite Color:: Red
Screen Name:: Vash12233
Favorite Band::
Favorite Movie:: American Beauty
Favorite Show:: Trigun
Your Car:: Haha i wish
Your Hometown:: Reno
Your Present Town:: Reno
Your Crushes First Name:: Im not that dumb
Your Grade:: 11th
Your Style::
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: Yes
Danced in a public place?: Yes
Smiled for no reason?: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: Yes Good story ask me about it
Written a song?: Yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes
Performed on a stage?: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Nope
Made out in a theatre?: Yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Yes
Been in love?: Yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: I Cant tell
Tell you, I love you?: Oh hell i dont know
Kiss you?: Her
Hug you?: I cant tell
Tell you BYE?: Does Peace out count?? if so Gipson
Write you a note?: That dumb whore
Take your photo?: Me
Call your cell phone?: Haha i dont got a tracking device
Buy you something?: I cant tell
Go with you to the movies?: Chelsea hella days ago
Sing to you?: I cant tell
Write a poem about you?:
Text message you?: Nope
Touch you?: myself :))
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Right now
Time you cried?: Oh i dont know
Movie you watched?: Signs
Joke you told?: Well its long and dirty
Song you've sang?: Boyz in the hood remix
Time you've looked at the clock?: about an hour ago and now
Drink you've had?: kool-aid
Number you've dialed?: cant tell
Book you've read?: Hitch hikers guide
Food you've eaten?: Corn
Flavor of gum chewed?:
Shoes you've worn?: nss
Store you've been in?: safeway
Thing you've said?: "Whenever Bye"
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: not good
Whistle?: Yes
Blow a bubble?: Yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Yes
Cross your eyes?: Yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no but i can lick my elbow
Dance?: no
Gleek?: no
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: if i wanted
Speak a different language?: no
Impersonate someone?: no
Prank call people?: Yes
Make a card pyramid?: Yes
Cook anything?: Yes
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: cat that would be sofa king cool.
I wish ...: I could fly.
So many people don't know that ...: am a gangsta
I am ...: fat
My heart is ...: in my chest i hope
Click if you wanna fuck him | Suck my what?!?!?!
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Books:

I read all kinds of books. I like to read. and if you do too ask

Heroes:

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My Blog

Uhh Fun Facts....

The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito....
Posted by Chris The Muthafuckin Goose. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

Lame Jokes, For Lame People So Read It.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ...
Posted by Chris The Muthafuckin Goose. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST