Sheridan is Wheelie Mean

Well, I have been skating my butt off lately for the Dallas Derby Devil's team, Wrecking Crew. I love skating and all types of music. I used to play the violin and dabble in guitar and bass. I am a registered nerd by day and a silly goof by night. I am one who values family and friends and all others in between. I try to be kind and fair to everyone. Naming myself "Wheelie Mean" is my feeble attempt to make myself appear more tough. I am actually WHEELIE NICE. I am a person who is happy 99% of the time. The proof is in my smile.My philosophy states that one must only spend time worrying about and fixing what one can change. The other issues in life, which are out of human control, need to be left in the hands of God, or put aside. If you live by this rule, I promise you will be happier. Humor increases happiness, too.My sense of humor is wide and varied. It basically runs my life. I can find humor in almost any situation, even in dealing with serious matters such as death. Certainly, humor is inappropriate at times. But really, when? Hehehe. I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves. Why take yourself so seriously? We are all equals, anyway. I will be the first to say I make mistakes and say the wrong things to people. I make it a point to apologize and be honest. Truth is often shocking, but necessary. Have a good day. Thanks for reading. I love you guys, Pierrep.s. I'm severely addicted to coffee.Sheridan's FAQs:Q: What is "Gnawing on edges?"A: I talk of gnawing on edges. That is what my favorite animal, the hamster does. Hamsters gnaw the edges off of everything. It is pretty funny.Q: What is a "Quad Buttress?"A: Originally, there was this lady in the airport with a humongous "front butt." She turned around and I saw her humongous "duplex butt." Somehow I came up with the idea of calling this body type a "Quad" (four), "Butt" (hindquarters or floppy belly region), "Ress" (referring to a lady).Q: What is all this "Buttertooth" and "Peppertooth" and "Butternut" and "Buttersoup" non-sense?A: Buttertooth is what your teeth look and feel like after drinking coffee or sodas and eating all day with no access to a toothbrush. Brush the garlic out of your stank mouth!Peppertooth is when you get something potentially embarrassing stuck in your teeth.Butternut is what I say when I don't have a thing to say.Buttersoup is extremely buttery/good food.Q: What does (totally) GLAR mean?A: It is a state of mind or a word used in place of another. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's bad. A fun party is glar; a hangover is glar. I have used the term glar to describe Davey Havok's boy-hugging pics lately.Q: When are ya'll having kids?A: I am thinking.Q: Why is Sheridan so annoying?A: I tell it like I see it. I give advice. So, if you don't like me or my words, go find someone else to hate. I really don't care if people don't "get" me.Q: DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PYOOSHE HER AROUND?A: Yeah, maybe. Roller derby is, in a sense, women acting like men. Agression, violence, sure. If you've heard the song by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, "Face Down," you may be able to relate to this. "Push" has negative connotation in this song. "Pyooshe" means a really good derby push. This occurs when you are going fast at a slow person's rear and you give then a burst of speed by pyooshing their ba-donk across the rink. Sometimes they faceplant and then that sucks. Might as well have been a push.