GOODBYE, ADIOS, ALOHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, yes it's true folks. after 2 decades of non-stop earth circling tours, platinum record after platinum record, award after award and global face melting chaos, HAIL THE BRAVE have decided to part ways. We hope this breaking news will not be the cause of a great backlash from our loyal army of fans, but it is time. Yes, it is hard for us to say it, but HAIL THE BRAVE is over. After months of deliberation and many a shed tear, we have come to a conclusion that this world can no longer handle our earth shattering rock. It's been proven scientifically that if we continued rocking, the world would just implode on itself and then melt into a mass of molten ooze. As Hail the Brave we decided that we could not allow this too happen. It would be detrimental to our album and merchandise sales. So we took the moral high ground and decided to just stop the FORCE, that is known as HAIL THE BRAVE, dead in it's tracks.
We have each decided to go in different directions to lessen the impact of our amazing rock skills. Ben, our singer, has decided to venture off in to the world of interpretive dance. From childhood Ben has had aspirations to hit the stages of the world too share his talent. Ben will be heading to Paris in a couple weeks to see this to complete fruition.
Micah has decided to lay down the metal axe and pursue his journey of becoming the next harry potter. With glasses and wand in hand, he is ready to hit the big screen and show the world that he is the one and only harry potter. Nobody can keep him down. He's on his way to Hollywood at this time.
Derek the bass genius is gaining support to begin his campaign as the first half mexican, home schooled president of the united states. Lacking in schooling, knowledge, support and monetary backing, he is hoping to overcome with his amazing tree climbing skills. May sound ridiculous, but seriously, if the Terminator can get into politics, what is stopping Derek Martin????
Spencer has decided to focus all energy and time in to becoming the next winner of the Tour De France. He is not looking just to participate, but he is looking to DOMINATE. You may see him training around the city. Cycling has a new champion on the horizon and it's the hawaiian nightmare known as spencer.Hail the Brave will not be forgotten. It's true, we were awesome, I would even venture to go as far as saying we KICKED MAJOR BUTT. History has been changed. The face of rock will no longer be the same. Hail the Brave took the bull by the horns and made world look into the eyes of this metal machine. The world did notice and they bowed down before the mighty Hail the Brave and threw up their rock fists in complete devotion.Hail the Brave appreciates it's millions and millions of devout fans. Yes, we could have done it without you, just being honest, but it was way cooler to actually have people rocking with us.So dry your eyes and give a friend a fist bump. HAIL THE BRAVE is gone, but the METAL will live on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!!!!
SINCERELY,
Hail the Brave
P.S.
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