Why so serious?

Layout by CoolChaserHola Mi Espacio! Jaja! Hey, my name is Ruben, that's R-U-B-E-N, not like the damn sandwich. But yeah, soy Mexicano y naci en la linda Ciudad del Distrito Federal. But I know reside in Chicago, ironic huh, lol. Well I'm 19, and I love sports. Whenever I'm not working or at school, I practice Hapkido a Korean Martial Art and whenever I'm not practicing Hapkido I'm most definately playing soccer, or boxing. I'm a laid back d00d, but I don't mind going to a party or two. One thing about me is that I dislike labels. I'm not a rocker, un punk, ghetto, metal head or anything. Although I must say I enjoy all kinds of music except country and I do mean all kind's except country....lol. I am a huge movie goer and music is one of the most influential aspects of my life. I'm going to Wright College right now! Choosing Wright was the right choice! Lol, lame. But yeah I'm going there as a full time student and at first I wanted to major in culinary arts(cooking,chef) for all you dun-dun-dun's but now I'm undecided.I love my family and my friends and would gladly take a bullet for any of them. I covered most things I hope, if anything just message me. Oh one more thing, I'm extremely super sarcastic, lol, it's just one of my many ways to express humor. People say I'm funny but I don't know, you be the judge of that, then again most people are crazy.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possess'd
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
Dime tu,
Si haz probado alguna vez la derrota,
Si en tus tristezas has derramado gotas,
Si alguna vez haz pensado en el suicidio,
Si para ti vivir cada dia es un martirio,
Descalabros son como parte de tu vida y
Cuando escupes ya no te sale la saliba,
No duermes pensando en dejar de despertar,
Y sientes que tu vida ha llegado a su final...