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Juan

Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? Jeff's

About Me

I love Lamp! Y MI BELLA COLOMBIA! LA TIERRA DE DIOS This is the best time of my life. I really am trying to live as much in today as humanly possible. I can have fun doing almost anything, i have tested this theory. I love life and the imperfections in people, its what separates us. my family means everything to me.

My Interests

Traveling Anywhere love new cultures and different foods. pretty in to sports, I don't play so much any more but still like following them. History for some reason I need to know who, what, where, when , and why of history. Im Colombian so anything about my beautiful country interests me,Partying, really like having a good time (broad i know!)

I'd like to meet:

The following people are people I would like to meet just cause their interesting to me:Einstein, Hawking, The guy who invented the Pet rock! (million dollar Idea and the guy was selling ROCKS WITH PAINT! you got to love the genius of it). Bill Clinton, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba, Bill Simmons(best Sports writer out there), Tucker Max , Seth MacFarlen (family guy is amazin), Alvaro Uribe (great President) , My great great Grand Father the Italian one, Simon Bolivar, and Buddha.

Music:

all kinds of stuff (except country music, don't get that stuff)

Movies:

ANCHOR MAN, Grandma's Boy, Great Expectations, Boom dock saints, Snatch, Xmen, Crash, Gladiator, All 5 Rocky's (I know they get crappy after 2, but Im from philly) Old School, Napolean, braveheart, many others I can't remember right now

Television:

Rome, Family guy, Simpsons, House, Lost, invasion, all Eagles games with out question, Sixers as often as I can. Hey what can I say I am at least honest of the shows I watch

Books:

Its childish, but my favorite book is "Animal Farm" it got me interested in reading

Heroes:

My Mom, that type of sacrifices she made are amazing regardless of the fact that she is my mom.