My God-damned birthday, you little shits. |
Hey all, it's my birthday again. I know, I know, you're probably thinking... "When is this bitch gonna die?" Well maybe soon, and "Maybe Not" in the words of Benjamin Button. What a curious case he ha...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
Tilly and the Wall |
I loved every single sexy little second of it. They are amazing live. You are so jealous I met Jamie & Kianna aren’t you? If you’re not, then that’s ok too. Good times and great oldi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
Your ass is mine Zap! |
Sometimes, when I am cleaning out my ears, I start to imagine that I am on American Gladiators battling Zap in the Joust. Zap took down my opponent Timothy Clinton (side note: Timothy is a firefighte...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:32:00 GMT |
Youre like a Unicorn: mystical, totally hot, and in a land far, far away. |
Word Up folks! How was your holiday? Mine was pretty fab, I guess. Nannyways, so you won't believe what happened to me the other day. I was chillin', minding my own beeswax when out of nowhere this fi...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:54:00 GMT |
I had a dream you were a bum on North Ave... and then you came to my birthday! |
OK, ok... I know what you're probably thinking. Is this bird serious, or delirious? Well, let me just say, it's a little of both these days. But really folks, what I came to say was that my birthday i...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:27:00 GMT |
I'm moving to France!!! |
After watching SICKO, I have decided that I'm moving to an undisclosed location in France where I will have free health care, a minimum of 5 weeks paid vacation, and free college. If you would like to...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:38:00 GMT |
My eye is fucked... PART II |
Still fucked. Don't need to use my nasty medicine, but not 100% better. Yet, my body does heal... I caught a buzz for the first time in like 2 years last night, without getting sick!!! Yup, I'm back. ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:34:00 GMT |
Stuff your face with a shit sandwich |
For all you bitches that try to sell your clothes to Plato's Closet let me just say this... We ain't gonna buy your nasty NoBo, White Stag , Jean Shorts, Rave hooker tanks, Fakenstocks, Glitter c...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:20:00 GMT |
Yeah, you heard me... |
I don't feel well. It's 1:30 in the am and I am still studying. My tummy hurts, and my throat. Why does honey from bottle shaped like a bear taste so much better than honey that does not come in a bot...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:36:00 GMT |
READ THIS NOW! Very Important! |
For those of you who know and love my very dear best friend Courtney Cook, I think you will enjoy this story very much. Upon returning home (Perry GA) for the weekend festivites of the marriage of Mar...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:20:00 GMT |
