Two shows later, it's time for the REVEAL:
WEEP .
I can now say I'm proud.
FINALLY, a resume that counts! This might be the stupidest thing I've ever done.
Musician's Forest
I work with Booze. She says hi and apologizes for any inconveniences she's caused you throughout the course of your life. I also work with Tools. They try their best, but... 14 volts only gets you so far. Last but not least, I work with a bass guitar in one hand and a guitar in the other. They can't talk. I do the talking for them. They fight, but it's cool, because I love me some rasslin', special effects muay kung pie box-y, and huge-eyed cartoons swingin' spirally balls at oversized swords that compare nothing to the nerdiness and the badges of nerdiness I've permanently inked into myself. I'm also finding that '08 is the year of asexuality. Expect a clone in '09. Hopefully, he'll finish college and become and pharmacuetical lab scientist like his god damn Filipino ass should've been in the first place.
