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a. mylam

omgamberdude

About Me

I am twenty-five. I read grammar books for fun. I buy college text books to read when I'm bored. I own my house. I work for a living. I have a daughter, Emery Harrison, and she is one-half of my entire life. My husband is my best friend in this entire world.I don't care what I've done in the past, I only care about what I'm going to do in the future. My whole life is in front of me, and it's pretty fucking amazing. My family means more to me than anything else.I have two dogs: Rupert and Vida. Pitbullio + Chihuahua = good times.I don't have many friends, and I like it that way, you people are disgusting.Oh, and, I wrote a book.Top that.99% of my friends have faded into the background. Shucks. The ones that are still here are the ones that will always be there. My better half lives in Cleveland with her husband, we're waiting for our husbands to fall in love so we can run away together. Supercult Suicidegirls, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

It's only Myspace.

My Interests

my glorious and amazing friends, starting my life at twenty-three, music, cooking, writing, family, BAD APPLE CLOTHING, sublime happiness, felt, beats, shoes, bags, collecting shoes and bags, my bffs anniehollyjamie, subtly, NARAL, reading, working hard, the next greatest american proverbs.

I'd like to meet:

OBVIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THIS:



O AND HAY: gore vidal, and obviously, robert goulet.

Music:



Movies:

repulsion, rushmore, bottle rocket, do the right thing, fargo, heavenly creatures, clockers, ken park, jesus' son, breakfast on pluto, doom generation, the anniversary party, velvet goldmine, blue velvet, royal tennenbaums, another day in paradise, gummo, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, belly, splendor, boyz in the hood, party monster, leon, bubba hotep, welcome home roxy carmichael, julian donkey boy, taxi driver, james and the giant peach, broken vessels, juice, ice storm, heathers, lock stock, cape fear, love & sex, basquiat, can't buy me love, edward penishands, resevoir dogs, the graduate, loverboy,

Television:

mythbusters, a baby story, alex mack, law & order(s), CSI(s), INTERVENTION (!!!!), clarissa explains it all, project runway.

Books:

vox, fortune cookie, the heart is a lonely hunter, last exit to brooklyn, screwtape letters, things fall apart, the fuck-up, nine stories, the stranger, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, fudge-a-mania, matilda, the jungle, she's come undone, the bread of time to come, anthem, a handmaid's tale, portrait of dorian gray, dog run, fear of flying (swear to jong!), the bluest eye, the witches, filth, everything i write.

Heroes:

From here on in, I only look up to myself.



and ...


THIS GUY!

My Blog

hahahaha, happy mother’s day

... to everyone who has a child.and takes care of it.and to the person who abandons their child on a porch, you do not deserve a holiday, you deserve sterilization, and fisting without lubrication.tha...
Posted by a. mylam on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

creepers.

i'm going to bring them back.that's all.
Posted by a. mylam on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:52:00 PST

ego-tripping at the gates of hell

i miss the flaming lips.i finally found my brothers.i think things've (yep) come full circle.i am going to spend my evenings listening to old mix tapes and cds, and teach my family about the get up ki...
Posted by a. mylam on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

try ... but you can't bring me down (CANTBRINGMEDOWN)

i'm happy with my life, and everyone in it. if you're not in it, you're not there for a reason. unfortunate, isn't it? my foundation's stronger than the ESB.  ...
Posted by a. mylam on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

Jamie did it 'cause Cara did it, so I did it too.

  You know the drilllllllllll; 1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight?My knuc...
Posted by a. mylam on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:23:00 PST

if you a rida ...

Anyone / everyone has to come to Annie's birthday party: 14 January 2006, be there or you're already a square....
Posted by a. mylam on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST

ATMOSPHERE TONIGHT.

My hot-stuff quasi-girlfriend Annie, my real girlfriend Jamie and I are going to see Atmosphere tonight. Chances are, you're not. Dude, that sucks.
Posted by a. mylam on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:10:00 PST