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About Me

I pay to smoke, I get paid to take pictures, I write for free, I drink warm diet coke in my spare time, and I have an inexplicable hatred of JRR Tolkien and Webcams.That covers the basics.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who see things other people seem to miss.

My Blog

People still use this shit?

Now, don't get me wrong.  I love having a site where I can check up on friends and stuff, but seriously, doesn't Myspace strike anyone else as a prime VH1 target for "I love the 2000's!"  It...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:16:00 GMT

You can't relax in the deep end

Where oh where do i start? Honestly, there isn't much to say.  Life is life, filled with much work and a better sense of humor every day.  My desire for change is melting away into a sense o...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:58:00 GMT

The New Religion

Intelligence is overrated. No, really. I can't think of a single trait that has more importance placed onto it, while at the same time, is completely misinterpreted. Most "intelligent" people I...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Sep 2004 14:46:00 GMT

Selling it off, one piece at a time.

You know, I used to have a soul. I swear. Really! I'm trying to figure out when it went away... (*thinks for a moment*) Oh...that's right. I know where it went... I sold it off, somet...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Sep 2004 13:32:00 GMT

In dim lighting, they Do kinda resemble heroin addicts, if you think about it.

In the stale state that is my photographic life at the moment, my sister Alexis offered to team up with me to do some glamour shoots. She'll provide all the hair/makeup work, and I'd take the picture...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:29:00 GMT

Time Stand Still

Getting older wouldn't be so bad... ...if everyone else didn't get older, too. People suck more and more with every passing year. Everything good and hopeful about them is traded in for ambit...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 01:48:00 GMT