?Brandon? - ProfilesArchive

About Me

------------------ I'm still trying to figure out what it is, exactly, that I want to do with my life -- career- and other wise. Probably the best beatboxer you'll meet. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself and not be a non-stop stick-up-your-ass pricky douchebag all the time. I've found out the hard way that Mr. Tequila and (my) Mr. Stomach are archrivals. I'm about 185739857983576x better at writing down/typing out my thoughts than I am at actually orally communicating them. When people find out that I own 8-tracks and vinyl records, they look at me like I have some kind of disease. I can fold oragami like a motherfucker. Usually I try and stay out of pictures, since whenever I'm in one, it's automatically ruined (Kathryn pretty much forces me to take pictures with her, so that's my excuse for those, hehe). Music is a huge part of my life and who I am (someone told me that musicians are supposed to be better at math, but I suck at that shit, hardcore). I pretty much always go with the flow, sometimes a little TOO much. Usually I respect people right from the off and either maintain that or it'll fall away (so I'm basically doing the whole Respect thing backwards - people should earn it). I'm the owner of an expansive collection of alcoholic beverage cups/glasses. The cups and glasses aren't alcoholics, they just contained alcohol at one time. I'm always trying to expand my knowledge and learn new things, especially when it comes to the vocab. Winter is my favorite season, mostly because that's the time when the weather is damn near perfect in the Valley, but also because I get to bust out all of my jackets and shit that I never get to wear. I make the best grilled cheese sammiches you'll ever have. Don't know what the hell kind of shenanigans I was pullin before I owned an iPod, I swear. I can fall asleep anywhere. Found out that I actually enjoy "tattoo pain". Bitch. Jehovah's witnesses and whatnot stopped coming to my house because every time they did, I'd keep asking them all kinds of questions, and they'd get caught up in trying to keep their lies straight, get frustrated and pissed off, and roll out. That's something that I CANNOT put up with - people trying to force their religious beliefs/myths/fairy tales down my throat without my being asked. You can find up to 3 leis in my room. I once went to this expensive-ass, fancy restaurant downtown here. You know the kind, where they stack your food and the waiter looks like a limousine driver. Anyway, they had a cigar menu. Lemme repeat that - they had A GODAMN CIGAR MENU . But I ordered puddin. Girl you know it's true, ooh ooh ooh/ Girl you know it's/Girl you know it's/Girl you know it's/Girl you know it's/ Girl you know it's... end career. You know that one game, with the buzzer? Taboo? Yeah, I'll dominate you in that one. I am the proud owner of a Folex and even used it in Scottsdale once to cop a girl who couldn't spot the difference(s). I bet that suprises the holy hell outta you, huh? Girls over there aren't shallow at all, psssshhhhhh. In the last Presidential election, I didn't like either one of those dildos, so I wrote in 'George Clinton'. Holla!][Feel free to ADD me if you want to, unless you're gonna assassinate me or something. How ev uh, please DON'T add me if you're never gonna say shit - if someone accepts my request, I'm gonna talk to them, so I just ask the same in return. I'm not on this thing to collect faces.------------------------------------------------------ -
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon
Birthday: November 1st
Birthplace: High Point, NC
Current Location: Glendale (Phoenix), AZ
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: red (and it's getting darker, hopefully it'll go brown or something)
Height: 5'8''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Swedish, and whatever the hell else
The Shoes You Wore Today: Beckenbauer adidas
Your Weakness: chick legs
Your Fears: nothing, but then I haven't experienced everything that there is to yet
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, black olives, and ham (the ham's optional, though)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to justify the promotion that I got at work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: you bastard alarm clock - we must battle!
Your Best Physical Feature: the hell if I know
Your Bedtime: round midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, represent
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: either, with some Bailey's or Kaluha in it
Do you smoke? not cigs
Do you swear? fuckin A, mayne
Do you sing? once in a while, Smokey's a favorite
Do you shower daily? of course, sometimes twice
Have you been in love? nope, probably won't ever happen
Do you want to go to college? currently attending
Do you want to get married? this will probably never happen, either, and at this point, I really don't know if I want it to, to be honest
Do you belive in yourself? not really
Do you get motion sickness? nah, not any mo
Do you think you are attractive? oh, hells no
Are you a health freak? not necessarily
Do you get along with your parents? moms, yes
Do you like thunderstorms? yeah, especially if there's rain involved
Do you play an instrument? can play 5 of em, tenor sax the best
In the past month, have you drank alcohol? yarp
In the past month, have you smoked? not cigarettes
In the past month, have you been on drugs? yes, counting alcohol
In the past month, have you gone on a date? ummmm, kinda
In the past month, have you gone to a mall? yep, those mall fuckers
In the past month, have you eaten a box of Oreos? nuh uh
In the past month, have you eaten sushi? yep, a few times
In the past month, have you been on stage? uhhh, nope
In the past month have you been dumped? hehe, no
In the past month, have you gone skinny dipping? nawp
In the past month, have you stolen anything? not that I can think of...
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease? hehe, um no
Ever been beaten up? nah
Ever shoplifted? quite possibly
How do you want to die? in my sleep
What do you want to be when you grow up? I haven't figured that out yet - and I'm twentyfuckingsix!
What country would you most like to visit? every damn one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: between 4'11'' and 5'9'' would be nice
Weight: depends on the height
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of drugs I have taken: counting alcohol... 5, I think
Number of CDs I own: a massive shitload
Number of piercings I have: 2 (one in each ear)
Number of tattoos I have: two - left calf and right forearm
Number of things in my past I regret: I don't think I can put a number on this
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My Interests

soccer, hangin out with my peoples, reading, drinking various alcoholic beverages, sports, movies, carnitas, females, working out (now that I'm back in the swing of things), grilled cheese sammiches, Geography and History as subjects (but there aren't really too many jobs relating to those things out there - unless you want to teach), video games if I don't have anything else to do, music - I can play a drum set, some piano, and a tenor and alto saxophone, jersey collecting, vinyl records, I'm trying to learn more about cars/trucks, cooking and baking (sometimes), family, some graffiti art, existentialism, etc. ...

I'd like to meet:

Basically, anyone who is sane and interesting. And possibly these folks:-------------------------------------------- If you don't know who any of these peoples are, just let me know and I'll drop some knowledge on ya. -------------------------------------------Oh, and the nurse from that video. Holy lord.

Music:

When it comes to music, I'm more about the melody/harmony rather than the lyrics, unless it's hip-hop, which needs a balance. I don't know how people can only like only one or two genres of music and/or hate others. As long as you go into it with an open mind and aren't afraid of change, you can find some really beautiful stuff and figure out the attraction of almost any type of music. Except Country, that shit makes my ears bleed. --- The only song that's ever made me cry is Cat's In the Cradle by Harry Chapin, mostly because it almost exactly describes the relationship between my dad and I. ----------------------- 311, 3rd Bass, Afrika Bambaataa, Afroman, Afu-Ra, Ahmad, Al Green, Alice In Chains, Alkaholiks, Allan Parsons Project, Amon Tobin, Andrea Bocelli, Anthony Hamilton, Arrested Development, Artifacts, Atmosphere, Audio Two, AZ, Babyface, Bahamadia, Barry White, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beatnuts, Bebel Gilberto, Beck, Bee Gees, Bell Biv Devoe, Big Daddy Kane, Big L, Big Shug, Billie Holiday, Billy Ocean, Biz Markie, Blackalicious, Black Eyes Peas (only their first record), Black Sheep, Black Star, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Blues Travelers, Bob Marley, Bobby Brown, Boogie Down Productions, Boot Camp Click, Bootsy Collins, Boyz II Men, Brand Nubian, Bravery, Brian McKnight, Brothers Johnson, Butthold Surfers, Cameo, Canibus, Chill Facter Muzik, Chino XL, Chubb Rock, Coldplay, Commodores, Common, Company Flow, Con Funk Shun, Creed, Crystal Method, D'Angelo, Dangerdoom, Das Efx, De La Soul, Dead Prez, Death Cab For Cutie, Delfonics, Dido, Digable Planets, Digital Underground, Dilated Peoples, DJ Honda, DJ Mike Smooth, DJ Muggs, DJ Polo, DJ Revolution, DJ Sammy, DJ Shadow, Doobie Brothers, DOC, Doors, Dougie Fresh, Drifters, Drowning Pool, Eagle Eye Cherry, Eagles, Earth Wind & Fire, EPMD, Eric B & Rakim, Esham, Etta James, Evanescense, Everlast, Face To Face, Fatback, Fatboys, Fatboy Slim, Fats Domino, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Four Tops, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Freddie Foxxx, Fugees, Gangstarr, Gap Band, Garbage, George Clinton, Geto Boys, Gin Blossoms, Glenn Lewis, Glen Miller, G Love & Special Sauce, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Grover Washington, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Heatwave, Heavy D, Herbaliser, Herbie Hancock, Hieroglyphics, High & Mighty, Hootie and the Blowfish, Interpol, Invisibl Skrach Pikilz, Isley Brothers, Jack Johnson, Jackson 5, James Brown, Jamiroquai, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jeru da Damaja, Jill Scott, Jimi Hendrix, J-Live, Jodeci, John Legend, Johnnie Taylor, Journey, Jungle Brothers, Jurassic 5, KC & the Sunshine Band, Keane, Keith Sweat, Kid & Play, Killah Priest, Killers, King Just, Kool & the Gang, Kool G Rap, Kool Keith, KRS One, KT Tunstall, Kurtis Blow, Lakeside, LCD Soundsystem, Leela James, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Lionel Richie, Loose Ends, Lord Finesse, Lords of the Underground, Lou Rawls, Lucas, Luther Vandross, Madonna, Madvillian, Main Source, Marley Marl, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Master Ace, MC Hammer, MC Lyte, MC Solaar, MC Unique, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Michael McDonald, Miles Davis, Mixmaster Mike, Mobb Deep, Moby, MOP, Morcheeba, Morissey, Mos Def, Musiq, Nancy Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Necro, Newcleus, Ne-Yo, Nice n Smooth, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Notorious BIG, NWA, OC, Ohio Players, O'Jays, old 311, old Bad Religion, old Bone, old Busta Rhymes, old Coolio, old Cypress Hill, old DMX, old Eminem, old Ice Cube, old Ice T, old Jay-Z, old Lighter Shade of Brown, old MC Ren, old Nas, old Nate Dogg, old Naughty By Nature, old R Kelly, old Redman, old Snoop, old Spice One, old Stone Temple Pilots, old Too Short, old Vanilla Ice, old Wu Tang, Organized Konfusion, Outkast, Ozomatli, Parliament, Paul Oakenfold, People Under the Stairs, Pete Rock, Pharcyde, Platters, PM Dawn, Pop da Brown Hornet, Portishead, Postal Service, Prince, Prince Paul, Public Enemy, Quincy Jones, Rakim, Ray Charles, Ray Parker Jr, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redman, Rick James, Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, Roger, Roger & Zapp, Roots, Rose Royce, Run DMC, Sade, Sam Cooke, Santana, Scarface, Skee Lo, Slave, Slick Rick, Slug, Smokey Robinson (& the Miracles), Sneaker Pimps, Snow Patrol, Metallica, Special Ed, Staind, Stetsasonic, Stevie Wonder, Soul Stirrers, Sublime, Sugarhill Gang, Survivalist, Sway & Tech, Tab Kweli, Tears For Fears, Tech N9ne, Temptations, Thirston Howell III, Tom Petty, Tone Loc, Tool, Toto, Tribe Called Quest, Tricky, Tupac, U2, UB40, Ultramagnetic MCs, Us3, UTFO, Van Morrison, Venga Boys, Vertical Horizon, Wang Chung, War, Weezer, Wham, Whispers, Whodini, Willie Williams, X-ecutioners, Xzibit, Young MC, Ziggy Marley......

Movies:

I'm only into GOOD movies... 12 Monkeys, 21 Grams, 24 Hour Party People, 4 Little Girls, 40-Year-Old Virgin, A Bridge Too Far, A Christmas Story, A Clockwork Orange, A History of Violence, a lot of the animated Disney movies, A Raisin in the Sun, A Shot at Glory, A Soldier's Story, About Schmidt, Akira, All or Nothing, All Quiet on the Western Front, Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, Amistad, Anchorman, Angela's Ashes, anything w/ Bruce Lee, Apocalypse Now, Aviator, Bad Santa, Barton Fink, Basketball Diaries, Battle of Algiers, Batman 1 2 & 5, Battle of the Bulge, Beat Street, Being John Malkovic, Belly, Big, Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Billy Madison, Birth of a Nation, Black Samurai, Blackhawk Down, Blade Runner, Blankman, Blood Simple, Boondock Saints, Bound, Bourne Identity, Box of Moonlight, Boyz N the Hood, Braveheart, Brazil, Breakfast Club, Breakin 1 & 2, Bridge on the River Kwai, Brokeback Mountain, Broken Arrow, Broken Flowers, Bronx Tale, Buffalo 66, Bully, Burbs, Caddyshack, Caine Mutiny, Can't Hardly Wait, Capote, Captain Ron, Casablanca, Casino, Castaway, Catch Me If You Can, Chicken Little, Chicken Run, Chinatown, Chocolat, Christmas in the Clouds, Christmas Story, Chronicles of Narnia, Cider House Rules, City of God, City of Lost Children, City Slickers, Civil Action, Clerks, Clifford, Coffy, Color Purple, Coming to America, Confidence, Cooler, Cotton Comes to Harlem, Crash, Crippled Masters, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dances With Wolves, Das Boot, Deer Hunter, Delicatessen, Devil in a Blue Dress, Die Hard 1 & 3, Dirty Dozen, Do the Right Thing, Dog Day Afternoon, Dolemite, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Don't Be a Menaceâ€¦, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Drunken Master, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Elephant, Empire of the Sun, Equilibrium, Escape from New York, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, Everything Is Illuminated, Evil Dead, Face/Off, Fargo, Fast Runner, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Field of Dreams, Fifth Element, Finding Nemo, Firm, Fist of Legend, Fist of the White Lotus, Fistful of Dollars, Five Deadly Venoms, Following, Four Rooms, For a Few Dollars More, Forrest Gump, Foxy Brown, French Connection, Fresh, Freshest Kids, Friday, Full Metal Jacket, Funeral, Gangs of New York, Garden State, Gettysburg, Ghost Dog, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Girl Next Door (not really, but god DAMN she looked good!), Ginga, Gladiator, Glengarry Glen Ross, Glory, Go, Goal, Godfather 1 & 2, Good Bad & the Ugly, Goodfellas, Goonies, Great Escape, Green Mile, Green Street Hooligans, Groundhog Day, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Guns of Navarone, Hable Con Ella, Half Baked, half of the James Bond movies, Hamburger Hill, Hang Em High, Happy Gilmore, Hard Boiled, Hero, Higher Learning, High Tension, History of Violence, Hoodlum, Hoosiers, Hotel Rwanda, Hot Shots 1 & 2, House of Flying Daggers, House of 1000 Corpses, House of Sand and Fog, House Party 1 & 2, Houseguest, Howard the Duck, Hudsucker Proxy, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Hunt for Red October, Hustle & Flow, Ichi the Killer, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Incredibles, Insomnia (both versions), I Robot, Iron Monkey, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jerk, Juice, Ju-On, Jurassic Park 1, Just Friends, Kelly's Heroes, Kids, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Killer, King Kong, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Kiss of Death, Koma, Kung Fu Hustle, Last of the Mohicans, Layer Cake, League of Their Own, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Longest Day, Long Kiss Goodnight, Lost in Translation, Lucky Number Slevin, Magnificent Seven, Manchurian Candidate, Man Who Knew Too Little, Man Who Wasn't There, March of the Penguins, Matrix, Maverick, Memento, Memento Mori, Memphis Belle, Menace II Society, Men at Work, Midway, Miller's Crossing, Million Dollar Baby, Minority Report, Mission, Monkey Fist Floating Snake, Monster, Monster's Ball, Monsters Inc., most movies with Michael Rappaport, most of the National Lampoon movies, Motorcycle Diaries, Mulholland Falls, Mummy 1, Muppets From Space, Murderball, Mystic River, Napoleon Dynamite, Never Been Thawed, Neverending Story, Next Friday, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Ocean's Eleven, Oldboy, Old School, Once Upon a Time in the West, One Hour Photo, Outlaw Josey Wales, Passenger, Patriot, Patton, Pianist, Platoon, Predator, Professional, Pulp Fiction, Quiet American, Raging Bull, Raising Arizona, Ray, Rent, Replacement Killers, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Richard III, Ringu, Road to Perdition, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Roger Dodger, Ronin, Roots, Royal Tennenbaums, Run Lola Run, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Salton Sea, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Schindler's List, Scratch, Scrooged, Seven, Seven Samurai, Sexy Beast, Shaft, Shaft's Big Score, Shaolin Dolemite, Shaolin Invinsible Sticks, Shaolin Soccer, Shaolin Wu Tang, Shaun of the Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Shogun, Shogun Assassin, Shot in the Heart, Shot Through the Heart, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, SLC Punk, Snatch, South Park, Spaceballs, Spartan, Spies Like Us, Squid and the Whale, Stand By Me, Stargate, Star Wars (3-6), Stripes, Suicide Kings, Supercop, Swimming Pool, Swingers, Tai Chi Master, Tale of Two Sisters, Taxi Driver, Team America, Terminator 1 & 2, the 2nd half of Pearl Harbor, the Austin Powers movies, the Back to the Future movies, the Cheech & Chong movies, the first two Aliens movies, the Indiana Jones movies, the Lord of the Rings movies, the Monty Python movies, the Rambo movies, the Rocky movies, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, Thin Red Line, Thirteen, Three Amigos, To Hell and Back, To Live and Die in LA, Top Secret!, Tora Tora Tora, Toy Story 1 & 2, Traffic, Training Day, Trainspotting, Transporter, Triumph of the Will, Trojan War, Truck Turner, Tuskegee Airmen, Under Siege 2, Untouchables, Unforgiven, Usual Suspects, Victory, Walk the Line, Wallace & Gromit, Warriors, Way of the Gun, We Were Soldiers, Wedding Crashers, Whispering Corridors, White Men Can't Jump, Willy Wonka, Wyatt Earp, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zatoichi ...

Television:

21 Jump Street, Action Blast, A Different World, Adventures of Brisco County Jr, Aeon Flux, Airwolf, ALF, Ali G Show, American Dad, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, any soccer, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, A-Team, Band of Brothers, Ben Stiller Show, Bernie Mac Show, Big Love, Boondocks, Carnivale, Chilly Willy, CHiPS, Colbert Report, Commish, Conan O'Brien, Cosby Show, Count Duckula, Critic, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily Show, Danger Mouse, Deadwood, Degrassi (just kidding!), Dinosausars, Ducktales, Dukes of Hazzard, Dynoriders, Elephant Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Extras, Fairly OddParents, Family Feud, Family Guy, Family Matters, Fat Albert, Fawlty Towers, First 48, Flintstones (the old ones), Footballers' Wives, Fraggle Rock, Fresh Prince, Futurama, GI Joe, Gobots, Good Times, Greg the Bunny, Hangin With Mr. Cooper, Happy Tree Friends, Home Improvement, Hong Kong Phooey, In Living Color, Inspector Gadget, Jabberjaw, Jackass, Jaime Foxx Show, Kids In the Hall, King of Queens, Knightrider, Living Single, MacGyver, Mad TV, Magnum PI, Married With Children, Martin, Miami Vice, Mind of Mencia, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Muppet Babies, Muppet Show, Nip/Tuck, Office (both versions), Oz, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Popeye, Price Is Right, Remington Steele, Ren & Stimpy, Reno 911, Robot Chicken, Rockford Files, Rome, Sanford and Son, Saturday Night Live, Saved By the Bell, Scooby Doo, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Shield, Simpsons, Sledge Hammer, Sopranos, Southpark, Speed Racer, Spongebob, sports - basketball and soccer with a little baseball and hockey thrown in, Strangers With Candy, Stroker & Hoop, Team Sanchez, Thundercats, Tom & Jerry, Upright Citizens Brigade, Viva La Bam, Voltron, Walker: Texas Ranger, Wayans Bros, Wonder Years, Woody Woodpecker, X-Play ...

Books:

Too many to list, even though I did put down nearly every damn artist and flick that I dig. I'll get to this laytuh...

Heroes:

-My mother-, Robert Ingersoll, Pele, Eddie Tabash, Brain from Inspector Gadget, Paul Kurtz

My Blog

I predict a riot

Almost everyone that knows me is aware that I group just about all of that non-provable pseudo-crap that's out there into one massive BS collection. Religion, psychics/prophets, astrology, telek...
Posted by kBrandonk on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

Quit being such a Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic bitch

Well, this blog isn't all that happy, like I promised it'd be. So, you 3.5 people will just have to deal with that shit. I'm pretty sure I probably have some serious self-worth iss...
Posted by kBrandonk on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

Always tiptoe around the turncoat...

Recently, I deleted several people from my friends list on here that I didn't have the pleasure of knowing personally, for one reason or another. I think I'd just started to get kind of tired of...
Posted by kBrandonk on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

You know the feeling where you're about to sneeze, so you try and hold it in for as long as possible and go running to the nearest box of tissue? How bout when you're about to puke and you're tr...
Posted by kBrandonk on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

Practice safe lunch - use a condiment!

I can't get that training song from Mike Tyson's Punch Out! out of my head and it's pissing me off. You know the one, after you beat Honda, I think it is, there's the scene where the trainer guy...
Posted by kBrandonk on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST

Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucka! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

I dunno why people at bus stops have to lean way the hell out/walk into the road to see if the bus is close to the stop or what. I've ridden the bus many times before and that's for damned sure ...
Posted by kBrandonk on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST

I can't hear you BK Broiler!

A couple days ago, I saw what I think is probably the most stupid thing ever on TV. I don't know what kind of show this was on or whatever, but these 2 podunk dudes (Randy and, um, Jim(?)) set u...
Posted by kBrandonk on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

Ooh my gawd, Becky, look at her butt

Had to get this saved somewhere... Why is marijuana not legal?It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural?80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.But we got...
Posted by kBrandonk on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

Fat Albert isn't a bad little flick. Oh shit, Dania Ramirez is fuckin hot! Get in that, Al!

If no one wants to read my shit, oh well. I had forgotten how gorgeous college women were/are. And I don't get a second look from any of em, at all, heh. And I'...
Posted by kBrandonk on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

Yeah yeah, so it's blog... chickenbutt

I know I'm about 6 months late on this whole thing, mostly because anything that has to do with Oprah I try to avoid if possible. Like pink shit. Anyway, I was reading through some things ...
Posted by kBrandonk on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:46:00 PST