W.E.N.D.Y.Y.O.R.K.: A Closer Look at My Robot Name |
W.E.N.D.Y.Y.O.R.K.: Wireless Electronic Neohuman Designed for Yelling, Yearly Observation and Rational KillingTechnology is starting to creep me out a little bit because these intraweb quizzes are get...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:28:00 GMT |
The Fiddler and the Door |
My best friend Ryan says there is not enough said about doors and our passing through them. I have been thinking about this piece of wisdom in almost every moment of the past two days. This morning I ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
Thirteen Years Ago I Hugged My Sister and Now She's Dead |
She looked just like this, played piano just like this and we shared a love for this.Today I arrived home from work, opened up my email and, seeing a message from my Father from whom I had not heard f...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:40:00 GMT |
The Difference Between Idaho and Yogurt... |
...is yogurt has live active culture.For one week out of the year, though, Idaho scores big in the culture department. Weiser, the smallish town my aunt and uncle live in plays host to the National Ol...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:31:00 GMT |
Asinine Essay: My Futurography |
Someone I know was actually required to do the following in a 500 word essay. Note that the word "futurogoraphy" is made up and not actually a synonym of the word autobiography at all. Mind you, I hav...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 07:59:00 GMT |
Dialogue Project #1: "The Stain" |
"Don't scribble that out.""What? The stain? I'm just taking this...number," she said, lifting her eyebrows and moving the pen spastically over it, "and getting rid of it.""Don't touch the stain!" I sa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:05:00 GMT |
"Trainee Coffee" |
Here's a little life lesson (for those who already know it, feel free to stop reading or just have a refresher.) I'm combining two into one so just bear with me.Don't be an asshole and don't fuck with...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:31:00 GMT |
Kenny G Learns That Sometimes the Truth Hurts |
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Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:23:00 GMT |
Stopping Traffic |
There's a funny thing about Idaho, at least small town Idaho (I haven't spent much time in the big city here), but the funny thing is not so much a thing as it is an action. You see, Colorado, where I...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:33:00 GMT |
Although It's Not Literally Tried To Kill Me... |
There are times in your life when you just have to do something and it may not feel good or you may feel like the only person on Earth but due to circumstances that vary from person to person, these t...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:43:00 GMT |
