Moments of Insanity |
It's 11.40pm and my bedroom lights switch back on. I rally have to write this down because in moments of insanity you usually are on your greatest genius:Was this a nervous mini- breakdown or am I jus...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:14:00 GMT |
If I rule the world |
A poem...ishIf I rule the world,I shall be the leader you always dreamt of.I shall give everyone a job,and if there are none,I shall invent some moreI shall be a good role modelI shall never smoke, or...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 13:10:00 GMT |
Please don't ma'am me. |
It usually happens when you don't expect it. You browse a shop peacefully, you study a menu without doing any harm... and then, anueber- motivated [insert pc description here] hits you from behind: "C...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:01:00 GMT |
Train flirts in spring time |
Every morning, when I walk down the stairs of my local tube station to catch my train, he is there and looks me deep in the eye. I know he's watching each one of my steps. He's been there all morning ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:30:00 GMT |
"News" from Cancer Wonderland |
This is what happens when you start reading glossy mags (for job reasons, of course)... Here's a fun quiz question: "Name an irritating celebrity." A few moth ago one certain answer would have been Ja...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:58:00 GMT |
Artist uninspired |
So, let's write a poem.But I don't know what about.Your blog needs an update,come on now, shout it out.But really I don't have a clue.Anything in the news?Plenty, my love, go on and choose.Right- rape...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:29:00 GMT |
Cancelled due to adverse weather conditions |
I was inspired, a sign in a toilet of a restaurant in Soho inspired me. This is what it said:"Please don't flush sanitary napkins or whole toilet rolls down the toilet.Thank you""Sanitary napkins?", I...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:50:00 GMT |
Just a Bit of Snow... |
Snow chaos in London: trains down, buses downs, shops closed- the chaos was perfect yesterday after 20cm (I've been told that's 8in) of snow fell in the night from Sunday to Monday.I didn't realise wh...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:17:00 GMT |
The American Revoluton: Britain loses War on Terror |
An extract from "An Utterly Impartia; History of Britain" by John o' FarrelSomething to think about"The first War on Terror lasted from 1775 to 1781. In the American colonies, local insurgents, hell b...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:36:00 GMT |
Would you mind awfully to stop telling me what to believe? |
We live in a world full of adverts. On telly, online, on the street, in the tube. Fair enough- retailers have to make a living, too.One serious question though: Why do I have the Jesus Society, the Mu...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:29:00 GMT |
