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my name is kelsey.my son is a badass and his name is kohlton.i don't have an eardrum in my left ear.i have an inny-outty bellybutton.so i never get lint in it.i like original nintendo.i have rich taste.but no money.i tell it like it is.if i don't like you.then you'll know.i love jeans.that's pretty much the only thing you'll see me wear.but my jeans always get holes in the crotch.i love sweaters too.it's pretty lame to wear a sweater during summer but you'll see me do it.i love stars.i have a star tattoo.i also have a cardboard city/glassjaw tattoo on my foot.i'm probably the biggest bitch you will ever meet.but you'll love me anyway.i have the best car in the world.and i bet i can beat you in a race bitch.i hate when people say anywayS.there isn't an S at the end of anyway.i hate the cold.but i pretty much love winter.and sitting outside drinking hot chocolate.and snow.and snow skiing.i'm going to be a pro skiier one day.just you wait.i like pickles and peanut butter.together.i love going lazer tagging.i hate people that lie to me.cheetos are my favorite.and i'm an addict of diet pepsi.i love when my clothes are fresh out of the dryer.i don't like shoes.but i love BLACK socks.they have to be black.i bite my nails until they bleed.i don't wear make-up.i don't even know how to put make-up on.i peel the skin off my bottom lip.i HATE stepping in dog poop.whenever my life is perfect.i always find a way to screw something up.but as of right now.my life is pretty perfect.knock on wood.i don't really drink.so i'll be your dd.and i don't smoke.you won't ever catch me ridin dirty.i think cigarettes are disgusting.i love the band glassjaw.as long as your mouth is shut you'll still be fucking beautiful.i think windshield wipers are annoying.i won't turn them on unless i really really have to.i guess that is why i'm a bad driver.i say the word LIKE like waaaaay too much.i used to dance.i've been dancing since i was three.of me.i get annoyed easily.and you'll know when i'm annoyed.i'm very quick to judge people.but i'm a sucker for second chances.i'm very sensitive.but i try my hardest not to show it.so basically i'm a hardass.i love sunglasses.only if they're BCBGi like stripes.and polka dots.and the color brown.is pretty much the best.i can't gain or lose weight.i always weigh 111.which happens to be my favorite number.i love my hair.i love my eyes.and i love my teeth.i hate the way rain smells.but i love being out in it.except when i'm in my sunday best.i was just kidding.i hate rain.i'm very confident in myself.but i still have doubt.i believe in god.but i rarely go to church.i have a pretty cool scar from my c-section.my stomach smiles at you.oh man am i sarcastic.my favorite animal is a turtle.one time i shot a turtle in the face.and it shit all over the place.true story.and i probably wouldn't stop in the middle of the road to help a turtle cross the street.so i guess i don't like turtles that much.i don't like the beach.i get sand in my swimmy every time.my skin won't tan.so i'm pretty much albino.but i'm still cute.i love the beach at night though.my son kohlton is amazing.he's 4 years old.and he has the coolest hair ever.he's pretty much albino also.just like his mother.my grampa is my best friend.she's everything to me.i love my grampa.life throws you so many curves.sometimes it sucks and you don't think you can get up again.and other times you don't think you could ever be happier.you live.you learn.you love.ok peace out.talk your shit.