"But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought,
produces, that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think." - Lord ByronThe Legend of Me
They say that when the October moon is full, and the swamps and meadows are covered with an eerie mist, I will put down my beer and go walking through the streets.
According to legend, my hair will stick out wildly, from lying on the couch all day. I will walk with an awkward stagger, my arms held forward. No one knows why I walk this way. Some say it is to be ready in case I trip. Others say it is to make sure I don't go face-first through a spider web.
When I am abroad on the land, many of the frightened townspeople report hearing a ghastly, bloodcurdling howl. This is the part of the legend that hurts my feelings the most, because I think they're talking about my singing.
I am said to prey upon young lovers, and that if I look into a bedroom window and see them having sex I will stand there and watch with my red, flaming eyes. But I am not looking for young lovers; I am usually looking for something else, like, I don't know, my lost treasure or something. If I happen to see two people having sex, I will stay and look, for I am curious about your human ways.
They say I can turn into a bat. I can, but not very well. What I am probably best at is wandering into a party and transforming myself into someone who looks like he might have been invited. And woe to him who fingers me as an impostor, for he will be greeted by a hideous hissing sound coming from the tires of his car.
It is whispered that I can suck the blood out of you. Others say I can start to tell a joke, but then get really confused and not remember where the joke goes, and start over again and again until it drives you mad.
Some of the townspeople believe in me, and some don't. And even some of those who believe are reluctant to loan me money.
A few say I exist but that I'm actually dead. As evidence they point to the old gravestone in the cemetery with my name carved on it. But I have apologized for doing that and agreed to do community service.
The truth is, I live in a weird netherworld, somewhere between the dead and those guys who are out riding their bikes, doing stuff like that.
People are always asking me if there's anything they can carry or wear or hold up in front of me that will frighten or repel me. I'll be honest with you: just about anything you suddenly hold up is going to frighten me. About the only thing I can think of that might not is an ice-cream cone, so long as the ice cream isn't in a scary shape.
Maybe magically the curse will be lifted. And I'll get up bright and early and point to myself in the mirror and say, "You're going to do great things today." No, wait, that's a different curse.
And so I stalk. Usually Friday and Saturday nights are the main times I go stalking, and also, like I said, the moon should be full and mist covering things. But, to be honest, it could pretty much be any night of the week.
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If you happened to be in the Philippines when I was three, chances are, the big headed toddler driving his tricycle like a Hells Angel, singing "What's love got to do," was me. But I didn't know what the words meant, since I spoke Tagalog.
After that I guess I went into some sort of music hibernation. I moved to the states, learned English and proceeded to discover the strange new world I was in.
10 years later while living in Japan, I heard a Boyz II men song and promptly made it my mission to own all their albums. I kept it on the down low though because it seemed like all the other kids on base were into some group called Bone Thugs.
I've come a ways since then, and ironically, now I'm a hip-hop head, who can rock a mic or few. But I believe I'm in a musical rebirth and am able to appreciate any genre.
Some Favs - Boys II Men, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, Brian Mcknight, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas, Shakira...
Reminds me of -T-Shirt & Panties- by Adina Howard and -Do you mind- by Janet Jackson. Great freaky jams.
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Faith Evans - Can't Believe (ft. Carl Thomas)
Mos Def - Oh No (ft. pharoah monche& Nate dogg)
Donell Jones - Where I Wanna Be
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Don't watch television much these days... but will admit to being an ESPN junkie. It's like CRACK I tell ya! I also enjoy watching - The Simpsons - Family Guy - Futurama.
And of course.. GO SPURS GO
The only guy on your block with a library and a GLOCK... kidding. I have no guns unless you count the ones I developed picking up my 800 page novels! (flexes)
Playing Chess with ole Visander the Anhilator (he's the one in the pimp checkered print) - winner gets the wench while the loser is cast into the abyss. Good times...
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The Hobbit - the Lord of the Rings - Wheel of Time series - Narnia Series - Xanth Novels - Dragon Lance - Sherlock Holmes - Shannara series - Wizard in Rhyme - Ringworld - Dragons of Pern - Harry Potter (yea I know - f off !)
Other good reads: The Bible - Death Poems (a collection of Bhuddist monk, zen writings, and Samurai death poems. Written upon their death beds, the summation of their life knowledge in a few words...) - The Peaceful Warrior - Lake Poets (Wordsworth, Coleridge, Byron) - Dantes Inferno - Man of La Mancha - Mythology...
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