i was born in the hot heat of a california summer. i was abandoned by my real parents in the great california forests where my crying then alerted a pack of coyotes. i was a small baby in a vast world of unknowns. this pack was quite hungry and looked at me as a satisfying appetizer. when all of a sudden a dark figure on the horizon appeared. a haunting cry from this figure slowed all the other coyotes advancement. this lone life saving figure turned out to be the chief of the pack. i was then adopted into the pack where i learned how to hunt, run fast and how i developed my astounding singing voice. afterwards i developed a skill for carpentry where i then built many structures and sold them. they were quite good if i do say so myself. i built many different tables and chairs out of many different types of wood. dont ask my why i built these things for coyotes and dont ask me how i knew how to build them. i just did. however, i couldnt speak english at all for i didnt grow up in an enviorment that required phonics. i could speak fluent coyote and that at the time got me quite far in life. then i became mike the jungle boy. that however didnt help me when one day i wandered into the woods just a little to far. i went into a river to bathe but then decided to go for a walk down the river. however since your sense of smell doesnt work in water i could not find my way back (for i developed my sense of smell for my coyote brothers taught me how). i then ended up in a magical jungle of stone where i saw many many things with two legs like me. here i found friends, who, at the time i did not know. but they took me in and took care of me. however i was frightened and longed for the forest of california again. but these new creatures intrigued me. so, i stayed. thats how i developed into the person i am today. i still work on my carpentry from time to time and i still sing, yet i have lost my ability to speak coyote and my what was astounding sense of smell. now i am just mike, no more jungle boy. civilized and dorky. i never knew what happened to my coyote family. but i know that they are living a life of happiness in the great red wood forests of cali.
