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KEAKUKI

WAITING FOR SEDATION TO DISCONNECT MY HEAD

About Me

Well I really enjoy going to the mall and shopping at Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch! Oh my god, they have the best clothes ever! I also love low carb treats and salads. They are so fab. When i'm being bad I go to Starbucks and get a Venti Caramel Macchiato with real caramel sauce not syrup. I make sure to tell them caramel sauce at least three times or else they'll put that syrup crap in my drink and then they'll have to remake it. Besides shopping I enjoy expanding my mind by reading the classics. I read Elle, Cosmo and Allure. They keep me informed and current on all of today's important issues such as how to deal with bad hair days and real accurate and eye opening quizzes like "Is he cheating on you?". If it wasn't for the Nobel Peace Prize worthy journalists at Cosmo, I would have never found out the truth about my boyfriend. It was for the best anyway because the following week Allure had an article on "How to attract a rich man and keep him." Thanks to Allure's article, I found the man of my dreams! At least that's what I scored on the "Is he right for you?" quiz. Well I gotta go look in the mirror now, its been a whole 20 minutes! Call me, we'll go shopping..okay!

My Interests

Learning. Making Money. Cooking. Hiking. Snorkeling. Chillin'. & Listening To Good Music.

I'd like to meet:

Elliott Smith if he wasn't dead & President Bush (so I can kick his ass). Also any old friends from High School.

Music:

Elliott Smith. Radiohead. Beatles. Muse. Interpol. Dave Matthews Band. Tool. Portishead. The Cure. The Smiths. Morrissey. Sonic Youth. Feist. Death Cab For Cutie. The Shins. Coldplay. The Killers. Kaiser Chiefs. The Strokes. Franz Ferdinand. Phantom Planet. Coconut Records. Depeche Mode. New Order. Weezer. Beck. Bjork. Operation Ivy. Bad Religion. NOFX. Pearl Jam. NIN. Nirvana. Oingo Boingo. Gorillaz. Tori Amos. Jack Johnson. Kate Nash. Led Zeppelin. LCD Soundsystem. Fiona Apple. Gnarls Barkley. The Arcade Fire. The Benn Gunn Society. Bob Marley. CAKE. Daft Punk. She Wants Revenge. The Morning Benders. Stephen Lynch. U2. White Stripes. The Ting Tings. Foals. Raconteurs & so many more.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead. The Royal Tennenbaums. Shawshank Redemption. Half Baked. Office Space. Pootie Tang. Garden State. Sound of Music. Sixteen Candles. King of California. The Darjeeling Limited. Fido. Juno. Lars and The Real Girl. 40 Year Old Virgen. Knocked Up. Super Bad. Pineapple Express. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Borat.

Television:

Freaks and Geeks. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lost. The Office. King of the Hill. Top Chef. Hell's Kitchen. The Soup. Reaper. Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:

Charlotte's Webb, E.B. White. Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

Cancer Patients