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sara

that's what moving to the middle of the country is for...people who gave up on their dreams.

About Me

i'm a professional drop-out, a robot, and i hate horses.

My Interests

open bars. inbred fish. man-hating. chocolate. rice krispies treats. lifetime movies.

I'd like to meet:

*NSYNC (you think i'm kidding, don't you?)

Music:

this may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to.

Movies:

Garden State.
Little Miss Sunshine.
American Beauty.
Donnie Darko.

Television:

The Office.
and Most Evil.
and 30 Rock.
and Scrubs.
and South Park.
and more..

Books:

your cat's just not that into you.
how to survive a robot uprising: tips on defending yourself against the coming rebellion.

Heroes:

jim bob duggar, xanax, and sue johanson

My Blog

i'm going to prom!

   shut up!  you're just jealous.  ...
Posted by sara on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST

this guy thinks he's better than i am..

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Posted by sara on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:24:00 PST

diamonds, shot guns, and VCRs

it's times like these i'm thankful that i take the opportunity to stop and experience the magnificant signage present in downtown st louis drive down jefferson ave and you'll see just what i mean&nbs...
Posted by sara on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:55:00 PST

eek!


Posted by sara on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST

words of wisdom..

if you're drunk and it's winter and your rings are a little loose on your fingers because it's cold outside, be careful when you're peeing for the 78693245th time.  lack of coordination+shrunke...
Posted by sara on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:17:00 PST