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Yep, remember the date. Thats when I pretty much rule the world. But until that point when u will be forced to know everything about me....uummm......I pretty much hate talking about myself but I guess I will anyways. Im 21 years old and almost 6'3". I have often times been called one of the most caring and sweet guys by a lot of girls, as well as being called a big teddy bear. My friends and family are the most important thing to me, I am feriously loyal and will be there to the end for anyone of them. Thought not hard to gain my trust, once you have it and you break it, its damn near impossible to get it back. Along with that on the flipside, people who have got on my badside also call me the biggest asshole in the world, though it is incredibly hard to get on that side of me. I have moved around a lot in the past year, from kansas to wyoming, wyoming to montana...though I think in Bozeman I have finally found a home for a while. Right now I'm living with three of the craziest guys I know as well as with my amazing girlfriend Tana. Dont know how I have managed to keep her around this long, but i am so happy that i have..she is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Love you baby!! Currently working a whole hell of a lot of hours at my job, which isn't as cool as it once was.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cory Trent Jenson
Birthday: 03/17/1986
Birthplace: Wichita, KS
Current Location: Bozangeles, MT
Eye Color: I say Hazel, Tana says sometimes blue, sometimes grey...all with brown mixed in (on only one eye though)
Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: My adio's
Your Weakness: "The look" and Tana
Your Fears: Not living the life I want to live, and being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and italian sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get what the hell I'm doing with my life figured out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh I know
Thoughts First Waking Up: For the love of god, why!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think I have one, but from what I hear its my smile and ass
Your Bedtime: Uhh....depends on the day of the week. Either passing out at who knows when, or right around 11 or midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Cruising the mean streets of wichita in the Chevelle, and hanging with the fam
Pepsi or Coke: Both mix equally well with alcohol
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmm...both actually.
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Rasberry Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: White Chocolate Mocoa's from Starbucks!
Do you Smoke: hell na
Do you Swear: Wayy too fuckin much
Do you Sing: Always
Do you Shower Daily: at least once
Have you Been in Love: I am right now!!! Love you Tana!
Do you want to go to College: Would like to finish
Do you want to get Married: I definitly think so
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: na
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: Hardily
Do you get along with your Parents: Most definitly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Not really, dabaled in the bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You could say that
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell na
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes sir!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: na
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: definitly not
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish. Miss it
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope not yet ha ha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too many people at the hot springs ha ha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ha ha you might say that too
Ever been called a Tease: rarely :-P
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: when i was way little. F'en candy bars were expensive
How do you want to Die: Peacefully or Spontanisously combust
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Who says I am growing up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway, Ireland, New Zealand, Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I would say shit brown :-P
Favourite Hair Color: Brunettes are definitly way easier to manage the blondes
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: I would have to say short
Weight: Not bones, but not huge either
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she looks good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: smoked weed a couple of times but wasn't for me
Number of CDs I own: way too many to count
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: two and definitly more coming
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Absolutely nothing. It made me who I am today.
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