I have borderline autistic eating habits.  I am a musical snob. I sleep 6-8 hours per night.  I go through phases with drugs and alcohol but don't have an addictive enough personality to admit how much i like them.  My hair is strait.  My nails are clean. I am a fashion designer by trade.  I enjoy brooklyn but i fantasize about the woods.  peanut butter and chocolate is my favorite ice cream flavor.  My favorite color is sky blue.  I ultimate goal in life is to be a self-sufficient senior citizen.  natural fibers are best.  i like old things and antiques. I like people with dark senses of humor.  I like to observe insects.  berlin is my favorite city.  I can do a really good german impersonation.  I tend to innocently mock people behind their backs a lot for entertainment purposes. I like domesticated animals but i don't have any.  I prefer jet glass to diamonds.  If the devil were real, i would behave much better.  I am very nice but i don't like everyone.  I wasn't obsessed with horses when i was in 3rd grade.  I get really annoyed when my friends fall in love with me.  My mom is weird but everyone likes her.  I want to live in a house with an ornate spiral staircase.  I like being surrounded by pretty things.  My olfactory senses are very developed, so i get mad when people fart around me or don't brush their teeth. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with lots of complaints and i make really horrible faces to communicate my discomfort. I like my job. I like motorcycles. I like eating homemade pie.  I like summertime.  I like my sinister grandma.  I like spiderwebs.  I agree with people that feel uncomfortable with the idea of Las Vegas.  I like to go swimming with bow-legged women.  I think confiscating gels at the airport is a good idea because I think hair gel sucks.  I sometimes like mean people, although scolding cab drivers, clerks and delivery boys is very bad manners and it will not be tolerated.  I think some flowers smell nice and some don't.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I want to meet someone that wants to screw some strings into my neck and wind them around some screws in my toes and take a bow and play me like a cello.