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Darren

Hairy Tennis Ball Tit BITCH!! -Mike 11.21.2006

About Me

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Name: Darren
Birthday: May 8 1986
Birthplace: Show Low, AZ
Current Location: Tucson, AZ
Eye Color: Blue. See pictures.
Hair Color: Plain ass blonde
Height: 6' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Correct
Your Heritage: Deutsch, mostly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reeboks
Your Weakness: Right now, her.
Your Fears: Besides transvestite hookers, harm to anyone I love.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, extra cheese, and some tasty ranch.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enjoy life for a change
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF OMG HAHAHAHA FAG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shhhiiit...Where am I today
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Today it was 5am, thanks Mike and Katie
Your Most Missed Memory: Wtf?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nico's
Single or Group Dates: Whatever gets me some.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton brisk, baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Hell No
Do you Swear: FUCKIN A
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Usually twice. Two jobs and lots of partying.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I do and I am

Do you want to get Married: Yeah, after I get my shit together.
Do you belive in yourself: If belive and believe are the same thing, then yes. Spell check asshats.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Negative
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I look in the mirror.
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, mostly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course!
Do you play an Instrument: Used to...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:&..39;
In the past month have you Smoked:&..39;
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No Sir
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes'um
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No way in hell. Yasmin didn't share =/
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Noooo
In the past month have you been on Stage: Just a porn studio
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No =/
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a few tv's
Ever been Drunk: lol Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I'm not a chick
Ever been Beaten up: Only in practice. Damn you, Russell and your dad
Ever Shoplifted: TV's, man, TV's.
How do you want to Die: Hopefully not alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Border Patrol looks good. LA MIGRA
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil has to be sweet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Whatever...not too long
Height: Depends on the girl...
Weight: Depends on whats in the trunk =P
Best Clothing Style: Just not all gothy and retarded like that
Number of Drugs I have taken: In a girl? WTF
Number of CDs I own: 64 on cd, thousands of MP3's
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Music, Movies, Martial Arts, XBOX! but not that kinda xbox, im talkin bout the SEXbox

Music:

Rock, Metal, Rap, just not country please

Movies:

Boiler Room, Boondock Saints, The Punisher, Donnie Darko, Old School, Sci Fi, Fantasy, Action, Comedy

Television:

Not really.

Heroes:



Charlie Lucky
People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Big Pauly
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My Blog

I am so happy!

Thursday is supposed to suck, because I already had to take my mom to the airport at 5am this morning, and I am supposed to be heading out for work, then attending jiu jitsu tonight and probably end u...
Posted by Darren on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

HAHAHA So many girls on here...

Have the angles. This is just from going through Ponzo's profile. Damn, mang.
Posted by Darren on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:25:00 PST

Extra Cheese

A week late, BUT IT HAS EXTRA CHEESE! And it was half price!
Posted by Darren on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST

Crap.

And crap. Cuz crap!
Posted by Darren on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:01:00 PST