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Spills

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About Me

Just floating through the shit, trying to drink what I don't spill. When I'm not drinking, I enjoy breaking glass, riding around in stolen Cadillacs, jumping on strangers' trampolines, swimming in fountains, drawing, hanging out with my friends at redneck bars, Five-O fucked up Fords!!, poppin' zits, getting lost in the middle of nowhere, speeding down the highway, breaking my leg in mini mosh pits, and of course, goin' to shows.

Make sure ya crank up those speakers!!!



This fountain is my Oakland oasis...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Endless Mike Hellstrom, John Kricfalusi, and Doc Hammer

My Blog

"Tarantino Cut" of "True Romance"

So I've been on this big Gary Oldman kick. I've downloaded just about every film he's been in, and I think he's brilliant, as so many others do. He makes a great villian and a sexy Lee Harvey Oswald, ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:23:00 GMT

Aquarius Cats

DAMN IT!! I came home from work tonight, and the house seemed ultra steamy for some reason. All of the windows were fogged up and I was just breathing in the humidity. I trekked through the apartment,...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:38:00 GMT

Cuyahoga County Coroner

I had a delivery earlier in the night to the Cuyahoga County Coroner's office. The name on the bill was Frank, and I tried getting ahold of him on the phone to find out exactly which door I should go ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Jimmy John Ain’t Got SHIT on ME!!!

So I got a job delivering samiches around Cleveland Heights and the Euclid Corridor. I fucking love it! I made $120 in tips on Saturday night delivering Vitos and Big Johns to drunk frat boys! I get ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:14:00 GMT

In Case Anyone Still Has That Once Undying Fucking Question...

For those of you that keep in contact with me on a regular basis, you probably already know that I am fully healed from my unfortunate party accident that I had on New Year's eve.  It's taken mo...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:34:00 GMT

Yes I will whore my soul out!

Whubba-dupp-dupp-dupp. Yeah. I put up some of my fuckin' original works on my page. Didn't have the sobriety to resize the fuckin' things, so your computer prolly won't be able to handle it. But they'...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:16:00 GMT

Shneeeft!

Yeah, um, I did post a blog for those of you who are interested, but I guess it expired or I fucked it up or sumfin'. I guess I really don't feel that passionate about something so as to think I shoul...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:19:00 GMT

My thoughts on what you should think.

Alright, I've come to terms, finally, on what this blogging thing is.  It's when one is thrown into the depths of boredom and the glow of the computer is more tantalizing than one's own creative ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:01:00 GMT

My photos and old ladies don't mix

Fuck this! Man, I just typed out a fucking 4 page story about how my pictures are lost and how I don't want to describe the one of me with beer caps on my nips to the old lady behind the counter, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:36:00 GMT

For those of you with a God complex......

Yeah, I actually really don't like to put up other people's work onto my own page, but I usually don't have the time to write down my thoughts so thoroughly as Jim Goad did....this little diddy made m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:55:00 GMT