Prowrestling, K.I.A, CZW, WWE, NWA TNA, Q strange, Mars, MIR, ICP, Twiztid, Pantera, Metallica, Lynyrd skynyrd, Metal, hip hop, horrorcore, Working out, gymnastics, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, eating babies, undressing the aunt jamima syrup bottle with my eyes (imma get chu yet my sexy syrup lady), fishing, hunting, beating 9 year olds up because IMMA BIG MAN, MMA fighting, Custom body work, STRONG BAD!, 36 Mafia, Chino XL,
I'd like to meet:
I'm looking for this guy named Todd. Yeah FUCK YOU TODD! I was in the store right buying some ink pens because EVERYONE NEEDS INK PENS and your a liar and a horrible person if you say you don't BECAUSE YOU DO! But yeah I was in the store buying ink pens...to ink stuff...i dunno what I was gonna ink BUT SOMETHING WAS GETTING INKED...with a pen..hence why I needed ink pens. And I was at the counter to pay for it and TODD the douche took my $5.00 and I was suppose to get $3.00 back. So he hands me my change and I leave. Well as I look at the receipt it said the ink pens only cost $1.50. So right now I am panicing because thats 50 cents that I dont have. So I rush back into the store with a look of worry on my face. I go back to the counter and TODD IS GONE! He dispersed from his counter position. I run around the store asking people "Have you seen Todd? HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN TODD!?!?" and they say "No..whos Todd?" and I reply "He has my 50 fucking cents." and notice you never EVER use the word fuck like that unless it's in a situation of emergency and this was pretty fuckin urgent. So I search around for 2 more hours never to see him again. TODD IF I FIND YOU..I want my 50 fucking cents back and I will beat your jaw in...yes if you don't know who I am and you see someone beating a jaw then thats me...i'll be the guy..beating jaws. Possibly with a stick or a rock or something. So yeah I am looking for Todd and if you know where Todd is then I will give you a picture of a midget riding an ostrich through the desert at high speeds. It's a picture so you can't tell how fast the ostrich is going but you can tell it's traveling at a rapid pace....and maybe i'll throw in a hot pocket if you can name all of the gang from the 70s show Welcome Back Kotter.
I'm also looking to meet a really sweet girl with a good sence of humor. Nice girls = the awesome. Also, maybe a person with a fire arm to...not a gun but a friggin Fire Arm that burns people at random. People that like prowrestling/backyard wrestling would be fun to talk to. Also midgets..but not anger midgets that try to gnaw on your ankles when you almost step on em...but cool midgets that let you throw em into the fire arm guys fist...yeah...neat!AlM: Obezeballz4200
Yahoo: Obezeballz469
Music:
I'm into ALL music. Mainstream or Under ground. Just to give you an example.Metal: Static X, Metallica, Pantera, In Flames, Dying Fetus, Flaw, Slayer, White Zombie, Scum of the Earth, etc.Rap: Bone, Trae, 36 Mafia, Lil Wyte, Twista, Big Boi, Mac Dre, Lil jon, 8 Ball & MJG, Chino XL, DZK, Tech N9ne, Eminem, etc.Horrorcore rap: Q Strange, Mars, Red Head Steve, Fatal Wisdom, Doomsday productions, ICP, Malice, Apt 3/DNA, etc.Country: Keith urban, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Brooks and Dunn, Tim McGraw, etc.Adult Alternative: Lifehouse, Jason Mraz, Sia, John Mayor, Michelle Branch, etc.Punk: Bad Brains, A Wihelm Scream, Long beach dub allstars, The Kodiaks, Descendants, VooDoo Glow Skulls, 311Classic rock: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eric Clapton, Doors, Tom Petty, Eagles, The Who, Pink Floyd, etc.Comedy: Bob and Tom, Z-Rock morning show, Dane Cook, larry the Cable Guy, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Bill Belemy, Roy D. Mercer, Jay hickman (BEST COMEDIAN EVER!)and also into R&B, Techno, Bluegrass, and prolly any other form of music you can think of.
Movies:
Kung Pow, Dodgeball, ANCHOR MAN, Freddy vs. jason, Jackass, Lord of the rings, Best of backyard wrestling, big money hustlas, Empire, OLD SCHOOL, Pirattes of the carribean, The monday night wars, X-men 2, House of 1000 corpses, Cannibal Holocaust, Faces of death, THE LITTLE MERMAID (bum bum bummmmmmmm)....and umm...OHH YEAH Serial Killers 101, etc.
Television:
FAMILY GUY, RAW IS WAR, reno 911, simpsons, sealab2021, oblongs, south park, CONAN O'BRIEN, smackdown, NWA TNA, czw fu t.v, Uranium, Fuse t.v........well pretty much anything thats funny, weird, random, metal, or WRASSLIN :-D!
Books:
The rock's autobiography, mick foleys autobiography, Visions (look at what the future would prolly be like), and self help books (love making myself a better person)...
Heroes:
MOTHA FUDGIN PRINCE FRIGGIN NAMOR!! Ummm...RVD, Chris Jericho, my biggest hereo my dad, The man who invented the Juicer....never had a juicer but it looks cool.....ummm...Aunt Jamima....Catfish Carl...whom i think I just made up BUT HES STILL A HEREO!!!! Hmmmmmm...Smiegel from LOTR cause he looks like my friend alex.....and umm.....fat kids cause they're hard to kidnap.
