Formed in the last throes of 2004, Treehouse Bordello came together almost by accident. Each took heed to each others' backgrounds: Nick A., the greasy wop art-kid who, underneath his paint-flecked, flannel-from-sixth-grade clothes had a passion for making his guitar scream like Prince, Greg Ginn and Slash; Nick 'dos', a guy fresh off the farm who could play more fills on the drums than Keith Moon (when he wasn't passed out on horse tranquilizers); Kevin, a delusional, glamorous fop sporting a greasy pompadour, who thought he sounded as good as Elvis on speed, became the front man; and John — the bass player. This diabolical concoction the boys had made was too much for four mortals, and so they became more than mortal; They became Treehouse Bordello! Nick A became Spaghetti Nicotine , the "manager" (those quote marks are for irony, not to be taken literally) of the Treehouse Bordello that was now in operation. Nick 'dos' was awoken from a drug-induced stupor and could only say the word Dosage , so they named him that. Kevin woke up at 6 p.m. three days late for practice and showed up claiming he was Rip Van Zomby , acting like some fucking nobleman. John and his quiet demeanor made him seem harmless to women, but little did these girls know each time they let this skeezerooner inside of them, they were infected by Johnny Spermicide . Starting in November 2005, they retreated into an abandoned realty office to record a self-produced, self-distributed full-length album, "You Have TB". But the itch to play has seized the boys again. With the death of Spermo at the hands of a fatal blow[job], the bordello has recruited The Man$ion on bass, a veritable...mansion...of talent. This fresh infusion into the bands' dead veins has set the Bordello into a feeding frenzy. They're yearning, burning for the life of an audience. Their presence, palpable. Their diseases, infectious. They seek fresh, nubile venues. They have already violated The Turf Club, Triple Rock Social Club, Big V's, Memory Lanes, The Uptown Bar, The Red Sea, Station 4, Cheap Thrills, The Dinkytowner, Club Underground, Rudies, The Steak-Knife, The Toybox, and various basements/dungeons. Could Yours Be Next?!
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